Dr. Dre is now a billionaire, and I'm at least 95% sure he's not even a real doctor
if you're asking me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter well then I've got some news for you
“Open Mike Night” sounded like a lot of fun until I realised I’d been invited to an autopsy
Sometimes I end texts with just "and" to create cliffhangers and leave them wanting more and
And baby, you're all that I want When you're lying here in my arms I'm finding it hard to believe We're in heaven
Me: haha can’t wait to go to bed I can get some quiet non-studying time to think about who I’d group with in a zombie apocalypse and where I’d go Me in bed: *freaking out about zombie apocalypse too scared to fall aleep*
Dad: why are you making vomit noises? Me: remembering something i said last year Dad: ah... continue
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facebook??? sorry thats for LOSER idiot extroverts unlike me, who is a COOL smart introvert. now if you’ll excuse me i have a book to read and a tumblr post to ‘feels’ *hits tardis bookshelf with pathetically scrawny elbow, tons of books pile upon my useless body as i lie motionless*
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my pets are all named salad to ensure i dont eat them
I don't like posting controversial things on my blog. Dogs are uncontroversial and nice and everyone loves dogs I only want dogs on my dash I only want dogs in my life
Me: whats this lunchbox full of toast Dad: it's cold toast it's really nice Me: what
corporations don’t care abt u, dove doesn’t want u to love ur body they want you to share their commercials on social media and buy their soap…..there is no such thing as a “feminist” ad campaign.
Amen.