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Big City Hick

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I’m just saying if you kicked the door into my house you’d get shot not because you broke in but because you scared my cat and that’s an unforgivable crime.

I just wanna read the article to see what bullshit they come up with

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Some "highlights":

There’s no racism, misogyny, homophobia, compulsory heterosexuality or theocracy — all standard in “Christian stories.”
Discussion of sex — that great Christian obsession — is muted, but Tolkien’s vision is deeply ‘queer’. It centers not on romances between men and women, but on bonds between male Hobbits who ‘read’ as non-masculine.

So, yeah....

>Discussion of sex — that great Christian obsession 

This is such intense projection that it actually opened a portal on the wall to the eighth dimension and made both Lectroid factions cringe.