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Today, I discovered that Chapin’s Free-Tailed Bat exists and that the award for the Punkest Being On The Planet has not just been won but earned.
This bat did not spend a hundred million years evolving a fucking mohawk just to get six notes.
The founder of the Eldergoth Cabal (Which Doesn’t Exist).
Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!
im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life
This is a damn MOOD FOR LIFE, I tell you what.
Todd from HR. Chad from accounting. Steve in sales. Mike the office manager.
This video is my life
I AM DYYYUNG OMG
I will always fucking reblog this cuz it’s the funniest shit ever. I legit laugh like this sometimes if I find something insanely funny. 🤣
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too
Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable
SO PROUD
The Fantastic 4 we deserve
OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS
We will all protect the small one.
This is just all around perfect.
Reblogging for the small one
tbh the real advice I’d give to anyone is, do shit alone. go to a museum & go at your own pace & leave the instant you’re done. go somewhere you’ve never been and just wander around, duck into & out of places as it pleases you. linger as long as you’d like.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
I DONT EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW BUT THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN
The good ol’ days… back when The I00 actually mattered to me lol
The feels.. it had so much potential
A modern day classic.
If I stop reblogging this, assume I’m dead
LOOK. AT. THE. NOTES. 😱 from a time when the shitshow could.
A simpler time. ❤
gender: addams
assigned goth at birth
What is gay privilege?
better sex
No accidental kids.
Date someone your size and double your wardrobe.
Being able to listen to really good music together because of automatic good taste.
Not being straight.
I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE HAPPY
I would kill for a companion piece to this, where she gets her hat..
Im sobbing.
no seriously why hasn’t any replied to this image with a picture of her in the pretty hat c’mon tumblr please
Well it’s not much, but here’s a comic:
Enjoy!
DEAD
Reblog every one of these happy end comics I don’t even care
This post brings tears to my eyes every time
Yes, I reblog this every. damn. time. It makes me so weepy and happy.
