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I Strive To Underachieve (they/him)

@obiwon-shenobi / obiwon-shenobi.tumblr.com

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Peeps are good y’all are just haters
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Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Meme [3/7] Seven Quotes ♦ Edward Elric (City of Heresy; Monologue) What about bringing the dead back to life? Do you believe that’s possible too? Water, 35 liters; carbon, 20 kilograms; ammonia, 4 liters; lime, 1.5 kilograms; phosphorus, 800 grams; salt, 250 grams; saltpeter, 100 grams, and various other trace elements. That list represents the complete chemical makeup of a human body for the average adult. It’s been calculated to the last microgram, but still there’s never been one reported case of successfully creating a human life. And you’re telling me something modern science can’t do, you can do with prayer? Did I mention all those ingredients I read off? Down at the market, a kid could buy every one of them for the spare change in his pocket. As it turns out, humans are pretty cheap. You have to understand, alchemists are scientists. We don’t believe in unprovable concepts like creators or gods … We observe the physical laws that govern this world to try to learn the truth. It’s ironic, really. That through the application of science, we have in many ways been given the power to play gods ourselves. You know there’s an old myth … about a hero who flew on wings made of wax … He thought he could touch the sun, but when he got too close, his wings melted, and he came crashing back down to Earth … Right, Al?

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It’s not the diamonds It’s not the pearls I’m that girl It’s just that I’m that 𝑔𝒾𝓇𝓁

I’M THAT GIRL (TEASER)

God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.