I’m going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators
i am begging this brown bear sanctuary to rethink their phrasing
outta my way, straight boy
mice are smooth and round like beach glass
mice are so flat you can skip them over water like pebbles
been in so much pain the last couple days. please send pics of your pets for comfort 💖
this is my bb
6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.
this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare
If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables
Young, dumb and full of gum
gum stays in your body for 7 years and i eat a lot of it
That’s actually a myth! If you went digging through your yummy shits you’ll find chewed gum looking about the same as it did when you swallowed it!
my whats?
Awww, jeez you guys! A gold wreath? A silver coin? You really didn't have to! I'm just a regular ol' skull, I don't deserve a gold wreath and a silver coin. Aww gosh I'm so embarassed
i’m gonna scream i just sent an email to my professor too early and literally all it says is “get out” because i was deleting “get outlook for ios”
i’m gonna run off a bridge
Czech hedgehog anti-tank obstacles on the streets of Odessa, Ukraine.
How exactly do those things work? Wouldn’t a tank be able to just push them out of the way?
You’d think so but no. Observe:
jew-jitzu
that- that’s a gif from the game ARMA.. and is absolutely not how they work
if you’re actually interested
wiznetgenderspecial
Nothing gets by this one
thatguythatlikesmgsandfactorio
Average misinformation disliker
if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I’m killing you
flohasdid
see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows
by talos this can’t be happening
