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Nudity and Nerdery

@nudityandnerdery / nudityandnerdery.tumblr.com

Emperor Devin I of these United States Vague handwaving motion (they/their) Alignment: Helpful Evil Come for the nudity, stay because you're annoyed there's not enough nudity! My black heart is fluff and art and love. My face, if you're curious. Check out what my followers have said about my blog! "I surprisingly don't regret following you."-Anonymous "The dorkliest."- Anonymous "Put a dollar in the pun jar." - geekgirlsmash "That devin captured americas heart and blessed us for generations - Dwayne the rock Johnson or someone" - anonymous My Amazon wishlist or my PayPal if you need to buy indulgences from the Nerd Pope or something. Icon is the lovely work of stardust-specks.

[ID: a 5-panel comic of Magnus and the Red Robe from the Adventure Zone, based on the full version of the Gunshow “Where did that other dog come from / who is he” meme. Panel 1: Magnus looks upset, and the Red Robe watches in concern from the background. The caption says “Being a fighter comes with its own problems. Like, right now I got a lot of questions that need answers.” The word ‘lot’ is underlined. Panel 2: Magnus looks confusedly at an “IPRE” patch, while the Red Robe looks sheepish in the background. The caption says “Like: What… How do I use this”. Panel 3: Magnus and the Red Robe look at June, who is glowing blue and floating while she holds the Temporal Chalice. The caption reads “Why am I in a timeloop”. Panel 4: Magnus points out Refuge’s red-robed statue to the lich Red Robe. The caption reads, “And where did that other red robe come from”. Panel 5: Magnus looks at the statue, frustrated, while the Red Robe hovers in the background. The caption reads, “Who is he”. All text is in all caps. End ID]

i just really needed you all to see my vision

(original from gunshow)

"It's a really really bad idea to try to do your own electrical repairs for crissakes please call an electrician you're gonna get yourself killed" and "Shit is mad expensive and sometimes you just don't have a choice" are both equally true statements

Police are on the lookout for two violent antifa activists who disrupted a peaceful Alt Right rally in Illinois. They were last seen 106 miles from Chicago, they had half a tank of gas, a pack of cigarettes, it was dark, and they were wearing sunglasses.

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not to be rude but some of y'all need to look on the bright side sometimes. like, yeah sure the world is fucked and people suck and we all die whatever, sure, but like. go outside.

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ok i phrased this poorly, hang on.

i’m not saying the cure for depression is touching grass. however, if you surround yourself with sad things and talk about how terrible life is and how much you’re suffering and never take a breath and remember it’s not all bad, you’ll end up making yourself worse.

I take a detour through the park to go to Sainsbury’s because the park is nice. I can’t touch the grass because I’m using a wheelchair but it’s so helpful because my brain considers park time to be time off. So I don’t have to think about work or worry about shit… I’m in the park.

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I wanted to get into embroidery last year and of course the first project that popped into my head was a massive one. So here’s the masterpost for the Discworld jacket I’m currently working on. The plan is to have at least one motif for every book and cover the whole thing. Wish me luck.

This is a work in progress, so I’ll update this post when I finish new stuff.

Feel free to suggest things that should be on there. I’ve still got a list I’m working through, but any ideas are appreciated. 😊❤