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@novemberocean / novemberocean.tumblr.com

Howdy I'm Aerin and I've had this account since 2011 and the only thing getting me off of it is the heat death of the universe. 26yr old mess. her/she/pinkie. pobody's nerfect but I'm trying my best
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sweaterkittensahoy

reddit removed two of my posts from r/crochet because I was “encouraging illegal activity.”

Which. Fair. I was explaining how easy it is to steal from Hobby Lobby.

They don’t have door sensors or barcodes, and I believe their overall security camera coverage is fake or shit. 

You see, when barcodes were invented, evangelicals were convinced it was the sign of the devil (or government tracking; hard to tell). The point is, Hobby Lobby doesn’t have bar codes to this day because the devil could jump in your belly button.

And if you don’t have barcodes, you CAN’T have door sensors because the devil could jump right up a vagina, and you could get impregnated with the antichrist, and Hobby Lobby would have to make a very difficult choice about their anti-contraception views. 

Oh, and they knowingly stole a fuckton of ancient artifacts, and the money they paid for those (not all stealing is just taking; sometimes money changes hands) funded fucking ISIS. 

So. If you’re intellectually curious. You can steal from Hobby Lobby REALLY EASILY.

#i work at hobby lobby and can confirm#the only thing that has barcodes are the clothing patterns#because the pattern mafia is the only thing hobby lobby is afraid of#i will say tho#i have seen the camera array#there IS usually someone parked in front of it#they are not usually paying too close attention to it?#so its not TOO easy to steal from hobby lobby#but its not NOT easy to steal from hobby lobby#qwhat

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