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here for a good time not a long time

@not-of-midgard / not-of-midgard.tumblr.com

ready to die at all times

People making typos in groupchats and then getting whaled on is extremely funny unless I am the one making the typo, in which case you guys are not funny and being very immature

scorpio1st

can we please stop reblogging that post about david bowie being a p-dophile because he supposedly slept with an underage groupie

also, according to another ex-groupie, she was confirmed in a relationship with jimmy page in the summer of 1972, well before bowie ever toured in california, where she lived.

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godawfulsmallfuzz

Guys, PLEASE REBLOG THIS. Even if you’re not a HUGE fan, reblogging this will do a lot of people a lot of good

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not to be dramatic but life is feeling a lot like that time Edward broke up with Bella in twilight and Stephenie made all the chapters during the break up empty pages with just “September.” “October.” “November.” written at the top

bvlma-deactivated20160701

Date me I’m the whole package babe, clingy, always asleep when you need me, and a lil ugly

Hey so JK Rowling went full mask off and is advertising an explicitly terf store now.. Also sure is weird how TERF talking points usually consistently leave trans men out of these conversations and usually always direct their hateful rhetoric toward trans women.

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horaidike

Serious Question: does she not have an PR management? Like this is a pr disaster why is no one stopping her?

(fuck jk rowling, but you get what i mean right?)

smilecapsules-deactivated202106

Stanley Tucci & Colin Firth in  SUPERNOVA (2020) dir. Harry Macqueen

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is this the gay drama film starring stanley tucci and colin firth that we’ve been begging for

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delighted to inform everyone that this is in fact the gay drama film starring stanley tucci and colin firth that we’ve been begging for!

Dark greetings of the night to all the members of the Vampiric Council, from all the continents, gathered here together on… Staten Island. O-On Staten Island.
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This is what it’s like living in Michigan

It’s a Monty Python skit.

Guy: *Singing* I’m doing some fishing…

Officer: *Emerges from the water with a grunt* You there, Sir!! I certainly hope you’ve got a fishing license!

Guy: *Panicking* Wha, no, I don’t!

Officer: Oh no?

Guy: *Screaming*

Officer: I’ll have you beheaded!!

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As a Michigan native,  I confirm this is all true.