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usually I’m indifferent towards brands and their tributes to 9/11, it’s always the most inane, yet inoffensive, salute type of thing they can cook up to look patriotic and respectful but also without wanting to lose potential customers, typical shit but I’ll never forget when marvel did their tribute to 9/11 by having marvel villains watching over the ruins and commenting how even in their evil they’d never think to inflict such tragedy crying dr doom and all

This is really stupid, because everyone here but Kingpin (a more practical and lower-scale gangster) has performed a major act of international terrorism, but the bit that really takes the cake is Juggernaut, who destroyed the Twin Towers in a late 90s X-Force comic

They could have chosen so many other villains, but they went with Bullethead Bin Laden over here

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Hate to be that guy but this is just a result of typical comic book cheap fake-out tactics.  In this issue of Spider-Man, we don’t see the entire towers right after Juggernaut rams the base.  There’s just a splash page of several X-Force members and Spider-Man appearing dramatically in a cloud of debris, teasing the fight in the following issue.  In that next issue, X-Force #4, the towers are shown to be mostly intact (prior to these panels a series of bombs were detonated, hence the smoke billowing out from one tower).  Juggernaut is almost defeated and then teleported away, there’s a few throwaway lines about Boom-Boom and Cannonball evacuating survivors, X-Force fly away because Cable is being hunted, or something.  So maybe McFarlane wanted a massive scene of destruction and Liefeld disagreed with him.  Maybe they didn’t discuss it at all.  Lack of communication is already the norm in superhero comics and these guys were about to leave Marvel to found their own company (remember Spawn?), so who cares about minor continuity errors.

Maybe all this is the actual reason Juggernaut is so upset on 9/11: Al-Qaeda accomplished what he could not.

秘密は朝日に照らされて(The secret is illuminated by the morning sun)

I painted this using only Photoshop default brushes🫠

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you literally couldn’t torture this out of me

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Hey fun fact: at one point around 2006, moot of 4chan fame was wanting to build a new feature where 4chan users could list where they were located and meet up. It was gonna be called like "4meet" but the goal he had in mind was always that it could be used as a dating service, for 4chan users. Unfortunately, the programmer working on it ran into a bunch of problems (mainly ADHD motivation issues) and it never got completed, and the programmer was fired.

That programmer was me. You're fucking welcome. Imagine how much worse the world would be had 4chan included a fucking DATING SERVICE.

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Why are the notes filled with so many people joking about how the failure of things like 4meet and Anonidate kept 4chan radiation confined to the site itself.  People who were desperate to socialize simply migrated across the wider web.  Myspace, IRC servers, Steam and Skype and Facebook when those platforms took off.  Reddit was the site that got weird nerds laid long before this one.  For better and (probably, especially) for worse.

And if that’s the attitude you’re going to take here, isn’t admitting to being involved in one of those projects but letting it fall through the internet equivalent to saying shit like, “Yeah I was in charge of naval traffic flowing into and out of the port of Messina back in the 1340s, one day some people showed up who were kinda sicky?  Lumpy, coughing a lot?  Vomiting blood?  I gave ‘em a pass.  Y’all better give me my props!”  You could have contained it. 

I mean, m00t would have been indirectly responsible for at least one kidnapping.  But that’s probably true, anyway.

I feel like most of the worst asks on this site come from people who don't have much experience relating with people in person (which is fine) and rely on learning how relationships should work in theory or via helpful posts about consent and respect etc (which is also fine), but then have grown overly confident with how they think human relationships ought to work and think something suspicious is happening when what someone's experiences don't match up

Hence why "I forced my boyfriend to watch Spy Kids 2" reads less to them like a joke and more about violating consent or something. Because they're unfamiliar with the dynamic of laughing and telling someone something corny is good while they theatrically eyeroll, they end up focusing on the word "forced" instead

Or like, how getting inundated with largely decontextualized posts about fetishization and whatnot leads people to ask questions like "Can lesbians watch movies about gay men" because they don't have the actual experience of talking about movies with gay men who will overwhelmingly be like "Of course? What are you talking about"

And I think it's easier to empathize with this (as long as they're not trying to tell you you've done something wrong) but it is kind of like. An unfortunate online phenomenon. Idk what the solution here is

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i feel like, having been a little freak weirdo once, the solution is that 99% of people grow out of this behavior as a consequence of just experiencing the world more. i think we are witness to an entire generation's clumsy attempts to fit into a wider world wide web and there is both too much information out there and no good way on how to discern what information is signal and what is noise. patience and correction, i guess, when confronted. otherwise, let the kids suck. it's their jobs to suck and be stupid. they gotta enjoy it while they can

psa to everyone on antipsychotics during the summertime

some antipsychotics can make you more susceptible to heat exhaustion because they make it so your body cannot regulate your body temperature correctly. I learned this the hard way last summer, I got really nasty heat exhaustion while on a high dose of quetiapine. so check if your meds react badly to heat, and if they do, please be sure to wear your sunscreen, have light cover ups on or with you, wear a hat, and stay hydrated! be safe

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especially duloxetine and clozapine, know the signs of dehydration, take cooling breaks if you have to be in the sun

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duloxetine is commonly branded in the USA as Cymbalta.

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Note: many anti-bipolar meds are also antipsychotics. I found a list of psychotropic meds that can increase risk of heat exhaustion here:

Can personally confirm that Latuda/Lurasidone can also mess with your heat response and lead to heat exhaustion if you aren’t careful, like I wasn’t.