baby: *choking on a lego*
me: not now sweetie daddys in a boss battle
Shout out to the guy at the municipal waste dump who tried to sell me weed but used slang that I am so incredibly unfamiliar with that he had to keep simplifying his sell until he literally settled on "I am selling weed, do you want to buy some."
imagining if garth marenghi’s darkplace was a real series in the what we do in the shadows world and it turns out laszlo was a tv actor in the 90’s
that would be such a good subplot
REPEAT AGAIN AND AGAIN FOR YOU WRETCHES
BALSAMIC = DELICIOUS GRAPES VINEGAR
BALL SONIC = SPIN DASH FOR SPEED
NOT ALWAYS ADEQUATE SUBSITUTES FOR EACH OTHER
My salad AND my speedrun. RUINED
Anonymous asked:
Can I imagine kicking one of the balls on a cliff off the cliff
time works in much the same way
