wow this cannot be good for me *keeps doing it*
oh yeah this would be good for me *never starts doing it*
mutuals im manifesting the softest and most tender august for all of you
Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!
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You know that study that’s like “for years we thought bats must have great sonar because they never run into each other, then we got highspeed cameras and realized they actually crash into each other all the time” whenever I walk into a doorframe or a wall there’s a alien nature documentary guy in my head saying “we thought humans must have incredible balance due to their ability to be precise on 2 legs, but turns out they run into shit all the time”
#alien funny humans cam of a dude stubbing his toe rated ‘NOT CUTE’#‘although this human may look excited he is actually hopping up and down to keep weight off his injured foot.’#(alien zoologist chimes in to say toe injuries are the equivalent of getting a tentacle caught in a door and the human is fine)#(‘its a little alarming when they grab an injured body part and yell like that but actually it’s just a self-soothing behavior!’)#(‘this big guy will be fine in two klexkons. he just needs to be dramatic about it first! uwu’)#(*intense alien internet discourse ensues*) via hello-lo-lo-looo
i am tired. i am exhausted. from my head to my soul to my bones i am so fucking tired.
Love how this is phrased like it’s an archaeological find
this might come across as anti capitalist but,,,,,, i want to enjoy life
this might come across as anti capitalist but,,,,, i want everyone to enjoy life
Some of you are so young… You weren’t here for Dashcon… Mishapocalypse… That fateful day when Pizza was deleted… There is much history you do not know children. Be grateful you’ll never have to live those horrors. Be grateful…
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“I like your shoelaces”
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girls will see the moon everyday and be like MOON!!!?!!!?!!?!!?
does anyone have that picture of that fucked up looking white kitten that looks like this
Her name is Nimbus and she grew up to look like this
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it dont even feel like june it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time
me, on my posts: *writes as little info as humanly possible*
me, in the tags: so anyway, all my problems started on a hot summer day in the late 90′s, when i was born…
New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep
Worse sleep. That was meant to say worse sleep
I Am So Fucking Tired
