Shygirl by Zhong Lin for The Perfect Magazine Issue 3
I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.
(loves men but in an unmistakably bisexual way)
mimiscary
this is bi girls after insecurity posting on microblogging platforms about how they like men in a queer way
my job in the 1930s was to hang around the docks and blow all the union guys
Call that a whistleblower
talk about union busting
happy labor day
Today I was beaten up by a ten year old in an inflatable theme park
Team Rocket
List of words containing “meow”: meow, meowed, meowing, meows, homeowner
homozexy
this startled me
please be patient with me i am experiencing horrors unknown to you at all times
I love contemplating how actually scary this is. Nothing in horror movies affects me anymore but I get the most wonderful chills from the idea of these beautiful, haunting, mindless things just hovering in this murky water like a minefield for anyone foolish enough to go swimming or unlucky enough to fall in. How it’s still not as bad as being a fish small enough for them to paralyze and consume. How they regularly paralyze and consume fish but evolved before anything like a fish ever existed. A fish is such a complex creature that can see and think and navigate and be afraid but sometimes it touches these brainless, boneless, ghostly things that were just already there, millions of years sooner, and it dies and it never understands why that is. The thing that killed it and ate it doesn’t know either, it doesn’t know anything. It doesn’t have enough of a brain to even realize it has killed and eaten something. Some of its cells simply fired little harpoons into the cells of the other thing, and squirted deadly chemicals into them, and hauled up the paralyzed body to digest it. It’s a spider’s web without a spider but it still fills things with venom and eats them. :)
Xu Zhen - Hello
holy shit
