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what did i miss
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Nice blog

thanks i stole them from the president xd

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i was literally just thinking to myself where the fuck is this guy and oh my god

hi !

water bottle but all the t's are b's

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they reblogged the one pic of the trashcan with mtv welcome to my crib text

No way

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Hey, MTV reblogged ur Trash post! Congrats!!

whoa which one

Hey guys! I made a promotional video for a startup I just started working for. Its my first time doing anything even remotely like this, and I only had a budget of $100 (no camera, no lights, no studio, nothing).

Please leave a like if you enjoyed it, or give me some feedback. Thanks!

thankful for all the dogs that let me pet them in 2015

thankful for all the dogs that will let me pet them in 2016

almost halfway thru 2016 and lemme tell u the dog petting conditions have been prime

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Michael honestly I've been following u for a while and I want to say that I'm proud how how far you've come & hope everything continues to go well for you xx

:******* BABE i cant believe iv been around this site for so long jesus christ but thank u 4 the support and such

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how's university!!

good! im halfway done with college which is funny to me bc i made this blog when i was a little bit past halfway done with highschool

anyway, school has been good! really exhausting but good! i love my friends a lot and my classes are p cool but hard and iv finally settled on what im studying so yeah i cant complain

ok i have this picture on my phone but i dont remember how i got it and this mug doesnt belong to me so let me just ask

who made a mug of me crying and eating ice cream. its somewhere out there, and i dont know where

insulting justin bieber by comparing him to a woman has been a consistent yet worrying trend