Employer: “Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?”

Me:

i posted this drunk on sleep deprivation. its haunted me ever since. my fate has been sealed.

Talking about “The Mangler” movie (1995), I must say that among fountains of blood, guts and body parts, this episode just sent me into the very unstable state of maniac giggling^^

This movie is an insane treasure and started my huge crush on Ted Levine <3

A set of badge designs featuring quotes and jokes from Buzzfeed Unsolved. I’m super proud of this little collection!

All featured in my Buzzfeed Unsolved zine, available up on Gumroad for free.

THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL AND YOU SHOULD BE PROUD!!! 

I CHOKED

this is something

HE’S FINE!!!!!

I am DECEASED.

Vampire and werewolf dating

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

polar opposite of this post

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

This is really beautiful!!!

So I’m currently writing a book about the dreaming reality and... THIS ENERGY IS JUST THE SORT OF THING I NEEDED TO GET ME GOING 

on my way to TARGET

not to be dramatic but Arthur Morgan deserves the whole entire fucking world and everything good in it because he is the light and love of everyone’s life

I mean you’re not wrong

Employer: “Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?”

Me:

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GET ALMOST 4,000 NOTES!?!?!!!?

Me_irl

I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

I raise u 

Trainer Alex wants to battle!

I add

please consider

A new challenger enters the stage

how about…

I feel personally attacked

Its a win win

I need this dog

I need this dog to know I love them

I need to know the name of this dog

@cryoverkiltmilk

His name is Prague!

[x]

vantablack doge

Bitch, I thought this was a black panther, god damn!

Employer: “Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?”

Me:

I love this because you could mean anyone in th picture, including the bear.

You made this 1000x better

do u remember those fuckers those…

those WEEGGh gHOGH stick fuckers

THESE

And theyre called….. oh no-

Hey baby ;)

Wanna touch my Groan Tube

Neon Groantube Evangelion

Employer: “Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?”

Me:

I believe this is an illustration from a scene in The Last Wish by Sapkowski, and believe me it’s every bit as delightful in the book

It’s fantastic!