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“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome. 

I’m NEVER going to get tired of watching Russians interact with wildlife

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

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im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace

jesus that is good to know.

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chandra75

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

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togamijail

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

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pizzalecki

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

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steve-spaghetti

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

Source: forgifs.com

Please reblog, this is so important.

I needed this

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flyerfemalecompanion

Is this foreal?

Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:

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critically-yours

reblog to save lives!

You can also text “Steve” to 741741 if you’re a young person of color. The website for more info is stevefund.org

My understanding is that it’s more multicultural and some folks feel more comfy with that in mind!

^^^^^THIS

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get help guys, please. if you’re hurting, don’t let that hurt consume you. seek help.

I never knew this. It’s spectacular.

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me when i get my student loan

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this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

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nonespark

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

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raisehelia

extremely lucky cat

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

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sweet-cherry-fairy

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

in case anyones interested in the other versions

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m-muscle-chan

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

thats one chilled cat

Source: blindbee

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

I think I did it wrong

You made me lol ^_^

I’m reblogging cause I had a great boon, so charging this post with more power!

I need money so bad :’(

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shadowthekitsunereturns

Going to Las Vegas! Let’s see what we get

Ah the free market at work. (Similar to when I went to CVS to pickup a 90$ prescription and they had their own generic version for 7.99).

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totalharmonycycle

This is important! Tell your Friends.

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runawayhurricane

I can’t believe some insurances quit covering them 😐

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erykahisnotokay

From Slate:

The generic Adrenaclick will cost $109.99 for two doses, compared with $649.99 for the same amount of drug in an EpiPen. That’s good news, both for financial and safety reasons: STAT reported last year that some parents and institutions had begun filling up syringes with epinephrine as a cost-cutting measure, a DIY solution that could pose great risk to the children who may have eventually needed injections. A more affordable alternative will help ensure safer epinephrine injections.

That’s assuming, though, that the people who need these devices know exactly what to ask for when they’re sitting in their doctors’ offices. Otherwise, they’ll still be stuck with the overpriced product. Here’s why: The mechanism by which Adrenaclick injects the drug is slightly different from EpiPen’s mechanism, so the Food and Drug Administration has ruled that the two are not therapeutically equivalent. That distinction is important because it means a prescription for an EpiPen cannot be filled with Adrenaclick. If you want the cheaper option, you have to have an Adrenaclick prescription.

You must ask your doctor for an Adrenaclick prescription! 

I also found a coupon from Impax on 0.15mg and 0.3mg epinephrine injection, USP auto-injectors, which appear to be the generic version of Adrenaclick; these coupons cover up to $100 per pack for 3 packs of these injectors (6 total injectors).

Some customers may be automatically eligible for $100 off the retail price thus only paying $10 for a pack, but this may be good backup for those who for whatever reason do not meet those requirements.

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adalwulfy-sfw

This is why the NHS is great.

But sure it’s worth a reblog for the Americans.

This is a GREAT idea for ADHD children.

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indecisivea

This is needed in college

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deanasana

oh my god this would have made my life so much easier

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cryingoverapplejuice

My brother just said to hook these up to generators. Power the school by small children.

going against my no-reblog policy because this can help in so many ways from learning disorders to obesity 

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collardgolds

Shit would motivate me to stay awake too

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moriartywillrise

imagine getting a really hard test and everyone just starts stressing out so for the next 45 minutes or so the only noise you can hear is rapid and panicked peddling.