When squidward said “that employee of the month award is a scam, it’s a way for Mr. Krabs to get you to work harder for no extra money” he was so right like #take #a #fuckin #sip #babes shez-a-conscious-worker

them: were you searching for porn?

me:

me, a cynical gay, watching other gays date and fall in love 

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“What’s your name?” lol

first Britney thought Ryan Seacrest was gay and now she doesn’t have any fucking clue who Colton Haynes is. Gaga WHO? this is the real voice of the gay community!

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LMFAOOOOOOOO

GOD

Lil helicopter feet

omg here they come!!!! 

this is the type of high quality content I signed up for.

She ended trump’s campaign AND homophobia 😍

Me: Nature is beautiful.

Insects: thank y- 

Me: 

reading a boys horoscope to understand wtf hes doing to you

the problem with rich people is that i am not one