hey man are you okay? i saw on spotify you’ve been listening to “running up that hill (deal with god)” for 44 minutes straight
FITTED TO WHOM
MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, if you have this ceiling and you’re worried about Biden’s tax plan you’re in a rowboat with the rest of us but you’re worrying whether that yacht has enough Champaign and caviar and muffins.
Being a daughter is like *apologizes to your mother even though she's never apologized to you*
Me: *feels bad about something I said when I was angry a minute ago and apologizes*
My mother, after I tell her what she did to me was fucked up and it makes me feel like shit to this day: that didn't even happen
Chun Jin by Ye Fei for iDest Magazine - Winter 2019
Anonymous asked:
200 years later you and many others still master bating yourselves to the words of an awful person. wow. just wow.
marx was 2 years old 200 years ago
And He Had Already Murdered 11 Billion People
shorepine-deactivated20200923
Bumblebee is a horse girl movie if the horse was a large person and wanted by the US government.
tfw she asks if you wanna Smash but you don’t know the controls and half the time you can’t even keep track of who is who
“Hi Dril - can’t we be civil about this?” has about 40 times the emotional impact as cutting to black with a gunshot sound
people being upset that an event they were looking forward to attending or watching was cancelled due to proactive containment measures doesnt make them callous or self centered, you’re just obsessed with performative social justice tweeting. let people be disappointed about shit, damn. sorry your life sucks and you have no interests or hobbies outside of policing others’ moral purity online lol
