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The Slash It Burns

@mosellegreen / mosellegreen.tumblr.com

Proud member of Loki's Resistance. Readers of my fic may want to follow my writing tumblr, kadorienne.tumblr.com.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Emma - Jane Austen Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Emma Woodhouse, Henry Knightley, Mr. Woodhouse, Harriet Smith, Mr. Elton Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Mafia AU Summary:

If Emma Woodhouse were Don Corleone.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Jane Eyre - Charlotte Brontë, Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Mary Bennet/St. John Rivers Characters: Mary Bennet, St. John Rivers Additional Tags: Crossover Summary:

Mary Bennet and St. John Rivers would be highly compatible.

Just occurred to me that in that cave in Afghanistan, Tony would’ve had to go through alcoholic withdrawal. Which is not only very painful but can even kill you.

ETA: Alcoholic withdrawal *with his shiny new arc reactor*.

I mean, unless the terrorists were practical and knowledgeable enough to know they’d get better results out of him if they gave him a ration of booze.

So that’s a pleasant thought to start my Wednesday.

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This is one of the four pet portraits I did last year to raise money for one the local pet shelters.

(Donatello and Lavender)

When people get pregnant, they will give up smoking, give up alcohol, give up coffee and soda, give up fondue and raw cheese, give up cold cuts and sushi, all because they have heard somewhere, from someone, that these things can be bad for the baby. They don’t know the research, haven’t looked at the studies, can’t talk about sample sizes and control groups. But their dedication to their future child’s safety is so strong, their caution is so overpowering, that they give up these things just in case

So it baffles me when those same people will insist on spanking their kids. 

People are so invested in this ability to hit their kids without judgement or consequence, that it absolutely confounds me. 

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mostly-snails-partially-bees

I’m sorry but there’s nothing wrong with spanking???

I literally listed several sources about how, yes, there is.

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mostly-snails-partially-bees

Anyway. No it’s not.

“An analysis of 50 years of research showed no evidence that spanking does any good for children; instead, it increases their risk of detrimental outcomes.

Experts at the University of Michigan and University of Texas looked at decades of research from 75 studies involving more than 160,000 children, who showed increased signs of aggression, mental health problems and cognitive difficulties.

Spanking children to correct misbehavior is a widespread practice by many parents, yet one shrouded in debate about its effectiveness and appropriateness.

“Our analysis focuses on what most Americans would recognize as spanking and not on potentially abusive behaviors,” said Elizabeth Gershoff, associate professor of human development and family sciences at the University of Texas.

“We found that spanking was associated with unintended detrimental outcomes and was not associated with more immediate or long-term compliance, which are parents’ intended outcomes when they discipline their children.”

Shut the fuck up and don’t hit kids.

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mostly-snails-partially-bees

I was spanked and I’m fine? I’m not saying fucking smack your kid in the head but spanking their butt is fine??

Read the links I posted. Then read them again. Then stop advocating that people hit their children.

I’m sorry your parents hit YOU, and you’re allowed to feel however you want about that, but your feelings don’t make it effective, good, or ethical to hit kids.

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mostly-snails-partially-bees

Yo learn to read dumb ass. I said I turned out fine.

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You say you were spanked, and turned out fine.

I say I was spanked and, in part to things I can directly associate with being spanked, did not turn out fine.

That would mean our two personal experiences cancel one another out, yes? So that, in turn, leaves the scientific research of actual professionals.

What does that research say?

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/pulls out megaphone YOUR PERSONAL EXPERIENCES DO NOT INVALIDATE EXTENSIVE SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH AN EXCEPTION DOES NOT DISPROVE THE RULE, THAT IS LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF HOW THAT FUCKING SAYING GOES CONGRATULATIONS IF YOU TURNED OUT FINE, THAT DOES NOT MEAN IT IS A GOOD IDEA FOR OTHER PARENTS TO HIT THEIR CHILDREN. IT DOES NOT EVEN MEAN THAT THE ODDS OF HITTING A CHILD WITHOUT CAUSING THEM SIGNIFICANT TRAUMA ARE GOOD ODDS! IT JUST MEANS YOU, PERSONALLY, BEAT THOSE ODDS. BUT WHY THE **FUCK** DOES ANYONE THINK KIDS’ MENTAL HEALTH IS A GOOD THING TO GAMBLE WITH, EXACTLY???

not sure ‘my parents hit me and now i want to hit my kids’ means 'i turned out fine’ tbh

This line from P&P 1980 made me think of the absurd bad reviews of national parks that are portrayed on the hilarious IG subparparks  (There's also a book, which I bought.) Rolling hills, heathlands, moors, rapid streams, limestone and sandstone, dales that harbor orchids and numerous other flowers, the "Mermaid's Pool" (if you look into the pool at dawn on Easter Sunday, you will see her), the "Shivering Mountain" so called because its landslips give it an uneven appearance... really, you'd think Nature would have better taste.

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so apparently you can hide Nazis on Twitter by setting your location results to Germany or France because Twitter is legally required to remove Nazi content there, so Twitter always had the ability to remove Nazis, they just choose not to

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wifepup

fucking yikes lol

It’s high key illegal to make any kind of nazi joke or gesture in Germany. People can get fired for it and in extreme cases even arrested. On my class trip to Berlin this kid thought it’d be funny to do a Nazi salute in the parking lot where hitler died (was not a destination, just happened to walk by). He was immediately pulled aside by police who legit booked him a flight home for the next day, without the rest of us. He was suspended for two weeks too.

Funny how the country responsible for this takes full responsibility and fights to make it never happen again, while the US, who spent years basing an entire identity on fighting Nazis, gives them a platform to speak freely and draft members.

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irate-badfem-harpy

Don’t forget they literally came out and said if they filtered nazis like they do in Germany and France the algorithm wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between nazis and republican congressmen.