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Moniquilliloquies.

@moniquill / moniquill.tumblr.com

Moniquill/Monique - yes the same one from anywhere else you've seen that name (gaia, LJ, AIM, etc) since around 2001. Time traveller from the year 1983. She/her. Bi. NDN. Enrolled member of the seaconke wampanoag tribe. Phlebotomist.

Nobody better slam my girl Hubble Telescope after the Webb Telescope pics came out, alright? For YEARS she was the baddest bitch around and we owe her nothing but gratitude

my whole fucking dash is this post

Well have you thanked her yet

Thank you, Old Mother Hubble.

Old Mother Hubble

Went to the trouble

To fetch us a view of a star.

Though it might’ve been blurred

If she hadn't sent word

We wouldn't be where we are

all these protests against drag queen story time, not only is it heartbreakingly sad but also clearly these people have never had the joy of being 10 years of age and being awestruck by the coolest person you’ve ever seen

when i was 10 i went to a festival and cherry bakewell read us all a story in the literary tent and then sang us a song while playing an accordion a drum and a harmonica all at once. in high heels. then she complimented me on my shirt and i felt my neural pathways rewriting themselves as my eyes were opened to all the thousands of ways people out there were living their lives that i never got to see growing up in the middle of the countryside

they should make drag storytime compulsory on the curriculum i’m being 100% serious

Out of respect for the Queen's funeral:

  • GPs are closing
  • Surgeries are cancelled
  • Funerals for non royal citizens are cancelled
  • Food banks are shut
  • People are kicked from holiday parks and forced to find accommodation in a foreign place
  • Protesters are getting arrested for holding signs
  • Billions will be spent on the funeral whilst people freeze in their homes and children starve

I've only been looking into news articles and restrictions for five minutes... I'm sure there's much more.

But oh don't worry, it's out of respect.

I love showing up to my outdoor naturalist classes dressed like this

I mean this in the best possible way, but you look like you're about to teach me how to upload my brain into the secret deepweb that's only for trees.

a 17 year old black girl in my state was just sentenced to 5 years of probation, gps monitoring, placement at a “women’s center” (which is still a correctional facility), 600 hours of community service, and ordered to pay $150,000 to the family of her rapist, who she stabbed to death in self-defense. there is no fucking justice.

her name is Pieper Lewis, she is a survivor of sex trafficking, and this is the full statement she gave at her sentencing hearing today

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

An actual World Heritage Post

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

I was interested to know whether there had been any noticeable uptick in searches for “the cask of amontillado” since this meme began and while there has, it’s the exact same uptick which has occurred every fall in recent memory as high school teachers have geared up for their spooky october literature units 

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the-butchriarchy

it looks very similar to a reading of a heartbeat…..a specific heart…..that won’t stop beating……..from under the floorboards………

in order to prevent yourself from developing weird contrarian opinions about which niche internet political ideologies are the wrongest, it's important to occasionally touch grass and relearn how incredibly wrong normie political opinions are

children are the no.1 fan of alternative fashions. even beyond legitimate members of the subcultures. you'll never love your look more than some 9yo at the mall burning holes into your back with their stare while they build up the courage to tell you they like your spikes/frills/tattoos/etc.

on our way to brunch one sunday we passed a 8ish-y.o. kid who did a literal double take at my bestie in royal blue lipstick and blurted, "I LIKE YOUR MOUTH." compliments from kids are the best.