“fish fear me” I went to the lake and none of them knew you.

crazy how that stuff works

Tch. Would've been funnier with breasts 🤣

excuse me?

Damn this is such a good song let me play it 78 times an hour until i hate it

Skylar

be sure to torture the gormless coffee alchemist behind the counter at starbucks by forcing them to make you these new awesome drinks

does anyone else want yaoi cocaine

Reading this over and over while slightly changing what words I put emphasis on

My heart hurts.. i keep imagining her right now, lying in bed.. Her sister, father and mother standing by the bed, and Philip laid beside her holding her hand telling her that it’s all going to be alright.

"i dont ship them theyre too toxic i just think their dynamic is interesting" i hope they kill each other mid-fuck

The dash is going to be funny for about five minutes and then intolerable for the next five hours.

huge shoutout to everyone who started their blog when they were teenagers and now they are in their 20s and 30s

A companion piece to this 💖

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Explainer for Americans

British people losing the Queen is like if we lost hamburger