Lady Dimitrescu but every time you look at her, her hat gets bigger — Resident Evil 8: Village mod by Kallialee
so my boyfriend doesn't know a lot about lord of the rings and was asking why it was so hard to destroy the ring and I said it corrupted the ringbearers and made them evil and even proximity to the ring can turn you evil as it did briefly with boromir and after some careful thought he decided that the nine members of the fellowship should each have a super long string attached to the ring and they could drag it behind them from really far so it won't affect them and make Legolas always watch it with his elf eyes to make sure it's okay back there and like ... that might work??? Did he solve it??? I'm so mad.
What anxiety? I have CHEEKBONES!
I think I'm in love?
a real american hero
He's canadian
[A Tiktok by "marcusterritory".
Text transcription:
I must put on makeup. Fellow men, join me.
Primer!
A lot of foundation, unlike my mental health.
Blend thoroughly. As you do so try not to think about the fact that no one will see you putting on makeup, so why does it matter.
And the boys will never want to kiss you no matter how attractive you are.
Expect maybe they will if your skin looks this flawless.
Concealer, like the sadness, obviously.
Hide the redness of your eyes! Powder!
Feel the strength of the knights of history as you blend!
Those manly men never went into battle without a full face of makeup on under their helmets. Prove me wrong (all caps)!
Where is the sadness? It's not here, gentlemen.
Bronzer (all caps, several 'z's and 'r's).
Are your cheekbones sunk into your face? No, they're strong and mighty and could support a family (all caps).
Blend!
Your eyebrows are a garden that needs pruning.
Flawless (all caps).
Fill in your manly beard!
Set, spray!
What anxiety? I have cheekbones (all caps)! /end description].
Critical detail: when he plucks a single eyebrow hair he goes "ow, shit, fuck, god--" while dropping the tweezers lmfao
Video Game Challenge - [1/7] video games ↳ Dishonored (2012)
empezardexerox
witchy-words
It took me literally two seconds on this site to find the weird part of Tumblr.
what the fuck are you talking about this is one fo the best videos on the entire site
The sheer escalation
personally I would love to introduce some medieval peasants to synth music. not for sinister reasons. just because I think they'd like it actually
synth music draws on the rich history of string music i think they would play along on a fiddle
princesshamlet-deactivated20210
this is maybe the funniest thing i’ve ever seen
ok but the whole reply-
everythingallofthetime
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maybe he just gets it
Jokes aside it’s surprisingly touching to see a prominent male actor openly talking about having a complex yet comfortable relationship with gender and sexuality.
I love Tom Hardy.
That murderous and spiteful fictional villain would treat me right
wartortles-deactivated20180708
el tigre es pequeño y gordo
retroasgardian
EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO
EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO
First of all, it’s not nice to take pictures without sourcing them to the photographer. Which is doubly important because if you had you would have found the rest of Paul Wiggin’s photos of this sumatran tiger cub from the Chester Zoo and and used this one instead, which is objectively 10x better in every way
ladywiltshire
EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO Y ENOJADO
What if you poked me in the chest and your finger broke through like you were cracking into a rotted plank of wood and dust came out and I just crumpled into nothing and my spores got into your nose
kelleysroom-deactivated20200511
I would not hang out with you again that's for sure!
Well there you have it!
