Nintendo really took one look at all the fans begging people to shut up about the Zonai and went “hold my beer” and I want to personally sue the devs for the mental and emotional damages that are about to be wrought on my psyche
also to clarify: I do not, and NEVER HAVE been bothered by the idea that the sequel might delve into the mysteries surrounding the Zonai; my issue stems entirely from the completely batshit theories and rumors surrounding the Zonai that the fanbase conjures up from almost nothing, which they run with like it’s canon. “the Zonai are the ancestors of the Twili and also the ancestors of the Gerudo and also the Wind Tribe from TMC (?????)” type of shit. like, these are the same people who think that piece of rock in that one shrine quest in BOTW is the Mirror of Twilight because they both happen to be round, or something.
and this is gonna amplify all of that by a hundredfold and I’m just not ready




