my dog rather have FOOD

Fuck you and your dog then. I hope it gets poisoned by the shitty food you give it. - Admin 3

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crazy how that stuff works

Tch. Would've been funnier with breasts 🤣

excuse me?

Yeah you're right

A comparison of a male Pacman Frog, left, and a female, right. Or perhaps a bowl of spaghetti hoops with guacamole?

madam spgheettey 

and her assistant mr guack

this one goes out to catherine eugenia finnegan biden

Sam Wise with frosted tips wearing an upside down sun visor and puka shell necklace

This is how Samwise shows up to frodo’s funeral

frodo’s funeral?

boating accident

splish splash, “hobbit overboard”, you get the picture

don’t patronize me

chopped up by the outboard motor blades

me and my hobbit gf

Me: *eating oatmeal* well i better go do some work in the shire Gf: what about second breakfast? Me: whoops how could I forget! *starts eating pussy*

and then god was like let’s not give this bitch a break