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three brined mice

@mathurbator / mathurbator.tumblr.com

hi I'm beans and I'm dead in the berenstein universe (26, they/them)

I would bet money that every self-described alpha male doesn't know how to cook a delicious meal.

Cooking is an inherently empathetic skill. It's why "greasy line cook who fucks hard" is a recognized and beloved guy type.

Someone blazed a long ass self insert fanfiction with a real actor and I witnessed the elusive Tumblr ratio

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bisexuals stay winning. this isn’t in reference to anything in particular. it’s just a general statement. A promise. we always win

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I was so shocked when I found out that the Shadow Realm wasn’t even a real concept in the Yugioh universe but, rather, an invention by 4kids to avoid mentioning death in the English dub

WHAT

Yu-Gi-Oh! heritage post

the other day one of my coworkers halfway referenced the spiders georg post but stopped before he actually reached the spiders georg part. like. I can't be sure that that's what he was doing but one coworker said "yknow. people swallow several spiders every year" and my other coworker said "well that's just- it's not true. it's a- no, you'd wake up" and just. there was a look in his eyes. I just know

waging psychological warfare against one of my team leads starting tomorrow

"everyone knows about spiders georg" factoid actualy just statistical error. average perbson does not know spiders georg. tunglr uswrs, who have given spiders georg post 369k notes since 2013, are outliers adn should not be counted