Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

had to come back here bc some fucker hacked my account to promote some sunglasses.  hey y’all how’s it going.

ok back to never posting on tumblr again pls go follow my twitter @/marios_brother

A message to my followers (even you): i hope everyone has a great winter. wishing love, laughs, riches, happiness, and great times. happy new year!

yeah i’m uhhhh probably gonna take a (possible) permanent hiatus from this blog for now, so don’t expect to see me here for a while.  I’m not deleting or anything, so my account will still be here for you guys to look at.  PLEASE FOLLOW MY TWITTER @marios_brother , hopefully this is enough of an incentive to switch too.  If not, it’s been great time on here these past 5-6 years.  go out there, be gay, do dumb shit, and rattle the stars.

On the early morning of december 17th im going to post the peanut butter baby, an image rich in skin tone pixels, like 50 times in a row, and get banned

They dont like it already

Hold on lemme post another one

Like clockwork

According to tumblr’s pre-existing filters this image is nsfw so i cannot wait to see what gets banned when they do this site-wide

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

@staff censor THIS.

“overly angry 1950’s pianist”

This post needs to go down in history