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@mallowninja / mallowninja.tumblr.com

Mallow/30/Cis/Bi (she/her) About Me Black Lives Matter → Commissions: OPEN ← I wish to live my life under the sky. At times I shall laugh, at other times cry. For no life is more insincere than that lived as a masquerade.
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batterkind

HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!!!

Ｉ ｄｉｄ ｎＡＵＧＨＴｔ！ Ｍｉｓｔｅｒ Ｅｌｅｃｔｉｃ ｓｅｎｄ ｈｉｍ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ   ｐｒｉｎｃｉｐａｌ＇ｓ ｏｆｆｉｃｅ ａｎｄ ｈａｖｅ ｈｉｍ ＥＸｐｅｌＬｅｄ！

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disneyisqueen

The line delivery, the acting, the fact that I can hear this without sound, the way they’re treating it as though this is a murder trial, and Mr. Electric’s reaction to this are part of what makes this scene hilarious

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definitely-ellie
#posts that should go in the louvre#greatest hits#video
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griancraft

Yknow if this happened in 2012 hetalia fans would be making art of England all sad and crying with the colonies comforting him or some shit so I’m kinda glad she held out this long

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kindlekore

now they’re just drawing sans and reigen making out we’ve evolved

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mag22

i love watching life hack videos so i am going to share my favorite genres of life hacks:

  • buy a product and use it for its intended purpose
  • you can make anything a chair if you staple a cushion onto it and then sit on it
  • ideas that are actually innovative and original but the final product is so fuck ugly that it makes me feel murderous
  • avoid doing this thing the normal way by doing it in a way that is more difficult and more expensive and worse
  • this hack will solve a problem nobody has ever experienced
  • instead of buying furniture, you can make it using the carpentry skills and power tools that you definitely possess
  • someone forgot the word for recipe and they decided to call it a Kitchen Life Hack
  • diy home decor is as easy as putting paint on a thing and then displaying it. paint a banana. paint a leaf. paint a bottle of pop. interior design is my passion
  • this would be the most ballingest life hack youve ever seen. if it actually worked
  • making shapes out of hot glue is the poor mans 3d printing
  • i dont say this lightly: the fuckers at 5 minute crafts HAD to be high out of their gourds when they thought to do this.
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jamlyjar

Commission for @mallowninja of our Shadowrun family. From the top, left to right, that’s Oz (played by Shotch), Mallow’s Mantis, my own Hollowpoint, and Scratch (played by @brossuno). Below, Mercurial (played by @jeinu), Wetware (played by Aspen), Bast (played by @omegathenotsoomniscient), and Staccato (played by @attentive-dragon). Big thanks to our game master @karvistical, who puts so many hours into making incredible worlds and stories for us. Our group just finished up an awesome (unrelated) D&D game he hosted, so I hope this picture pays back at least half a percent of that energy. Thank you again, and thank you Mallow for giving me the chance to scribble out something a little more involved than usual.

#this is still so good and i can't restrain myself#thank you so much jam! i love them!!!!#shadowrun#orichalcum and silicon#mantis