The chad freaky flicker vs the incel real human man
quinndolyns-deactivated20220403
if you look up “statue” on amazon, the top result is a statue of a lady and a skeleton fucking
Because death is the ultimate killfuck
quinndolyns
dude this is the wildest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts. what the fuck are you trying to say here
be sure to torture the gormless coffee alchemist behind the counter at starbucks by forcing them to make you these new awesome drinks
me: yeah i think im gonna have to put her down... its just, when they get old like this
friend: yeah man i know. its rough... but thats kinda pets. its gonna happen. be happy you gave her the years you did
Victoria, the driven yet oppressed daughter of a rich-yet-distant lord in a British children's book: Well I just think you two are some of the most boring people I've ever met. Where's your sense of adventure? I'd rather talk of battling pirates at sea, or finding buried treasure in your backyard... you grownups are so unimaginative!
Best asset right now?
No I am married to the Grind
Hi it’s me, the OP (person in the video) thanks for telling me about my forehead
Just so you know… There is no “the queen”. Why?
There are so, so many queens.
They make up half of the human population.
We call them “women”.
And I am a loyal knight fighting for all of them. I slaughtered a dragon for women today, actually. Here’s a picture
tricotfurry
if i could @everyone on tumblr just one image, it would be this one
tricotfurry
rob zombie if he had IBS:
I shit in the ditches and squirt in my britches I crap in the back of my underpants
breaking bad is crazy bc it's five seasons of unending horrors and u watch it like "well. he could have just not done all that"
his name is orson welles because I watch his movies and go Well that was orsome
