i just bought a velvet-flocked statuette of a crow wearing three delicate strands of pearls and the very gay salesperson took one look and said, "oh, i'm glad you're buying her. i love her. what's her story? where's she going? what are her plans?"
PERSEPHONE????!?!!!???
She’s too beautiful not to reblog.
TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM
HAPPY ONE MILLION NOTES TO TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM DOG
when I was driving home today, I saw about 4 old women wearing head to toe gothic gear. Black lace, black facinators, black jewellery, black parasols
And I got super happy, just delighted that older woman in my area feel comfortable dressing in alternative fashion
it was only as i got halfway up the road that it dawned on me they're probably wearing mourning outfits cuz the Queen fukkin died
‘this meeting could have been an e-mail’ but it’s me watching long tiktoks and thinking ‘this could have been a two-sentence text post’
Damn. Fine. I’m on Firefox now. Are you happy?
Oh shit, y’all weren’t kidding. This is a lot better, damn.
hieronymus bosch sounds like a surfer term for a particularly gnarly wave you know. duuuude that was one righteous bosch back there are you okay? yeah that was hieronymus bro. you nearly ended up in the garden of earthy delights man hahaha
so was anyone gonna tell me Kurt from glee had a shrine to the Queen in his American home or was I meant to find that out by myself
tumblr is so funny for not only keeping peoples content active once they deactivate their blog, but also for straight up broadcasting when the person deactivated their blog. like this mf tried to leave in january 2015 but we will never forget about the feet pics, jim
people telling me this is gonna be so funny when i deactivate. its been a decade of itsbetterthananal, kill me yourself cowards
This probably made him so happy. Cats like “parallel play” and to just be included, for you to come join him is great
