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I Demand Caffinated Sacrifces

@lynnora-v / lynnora-v.tumblr.com

Lynnora Stormclaw - Artist, shitposter, enjoys the finer things like video games and the like.  Art blog right here~
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Ok but I’m gonna need to know what ALL of these songs are

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New School:

  1. Gesaffelstein — Opr
  2. Aevion — The Journey [Oliver Heldens Edit]
  3. The Sultan — Opera [Original Mix]
  4. Betta Lemme — Give It
  5. Constant Z — Tell Me [Original Mix]
  6. Monolink — Return to Oz [Artbat Remix]
  7. Colyn — Orbital Hypnosis [Erly Tepshi Remix]

Old School:

  1. Daft Punk — Around the World
  2. The Prodigy — Breathe
  3. Gigi D'Agostino — Bla Bla Bla
  4. Darude — Sandstorm
  5. Eiffel 65 — Blue (Da Ba Dee)
  6. Haddaway — What Is Love
  7. Fatboy Slim — Right Here, Right Now

manager: you’re gonna greet the customer normally this time?

employee: yes 

m: ok. gonna do a good job?

e: yes? oh my god?

Customer: [enters]

e: hi :) welcome to the sunglass hut :) im the sunglass slut :) can i get you anything?

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me: okay, so, are we fighting or are we flirting? because i'm getting mixed signals here

vampire: my fangs are literally inches from your throat right now

me: that doesn't answer my question

The true deadly sins

Lust

Not a sin- feeling sexual attraction, sex with consenting partners, masturbation, consuming pornographic media, having several sexual partners, sex before mariage. IT’S A SIN WHEN- the person projects lust onto an unwilling recipient person and does not take into account their wants or consent. Rape, harassment, sexual assault, catcalling, dick pics.

Gluttony

Not a sin- food, enjoying food, cooking, eating sweets, eating meat. In the larger sense, accumulating material things you enjoy, like books or collectibles or whatever.  IT’S A SIN WHEN- It deprives other people of what they need.

Envy

Not a sin: Wanting things you see other people have, like money, power, fame. IT’S A SIN WHEN: This is how you define people, and stop respecting them as humans. It’s a sin when you use them for what they have and what they can bring you.

Greed

Not a sin: Wanting financial security, working hard for the things you want.  IT’S A SIN WHEN: Your own financial growth depends on keeping other people impoverished and suffering.

Pride

Not a sin: Being proud of your accomplishments, liking your looks, dressing up IT’S A SIN WHEN: It stops you from accepting your faults and seeing how you can be wrong, not admitting that you can better yourself. 

Wrath

Not a sin: Righteous anger at situations, being mistreated, seeing other people suffer, at the injustice of the world. Self-defense. Revolution.  IT’S A SIN WHEN: Violence towards defenceless people, hitting your partner or your kids,.  Violence fuelled by intolerance and bigotry. 

Sloth

Not a sin: Resting. Sleeping. Taking a day or a year off. Being unproductive. Playing videogames. IT’S A SIN WHEN: You stay inactive when action is required. When people need you and you’d rather do nothing.

“““wahh wow stole off of ffxiv shadowbringers!!1!!! it’s so obvious duh!!!!!!!”””

ffxiv shadowbringers:

wow shadowlands lore:

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try even the warcraft rpg book, which referenced the shadowlands numerous times

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This hotel TV is good because it has picture in picture mode

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crunchydude

dr phil no death run

There was a stranger flirting with my son!

There was a stranger flirting with my son!

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†hêrê wå§ å §†råñgêr £lïr†ïñg wï†h m¥ §ðñ!

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Ŧ𝓗έℝ€ 𝕎ᗩS 卂 ᔕⓉŕαήgᵉя ℱ𝓵ι𝓻𝐭ιη—

Does anyone remember when the posts were like “if you’re in your twenties you shouldn’t be on Tumblr” but now that everyone who was making those posts is in their twenties they’ve changed to “if you’re over 30 you shouldn’t be on tumblr”

No one should be on this site and yet here we all are