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@lynnafred / lynnafred.tumblr.com

Lynnafred | Pansexual | They/Them |
An unstoppable disaster
Follow my writeblr @aeslin-writes for words; follow this for random bullshit
You can find my farming posts under #Your Fictional Farm is Wrong and #yffiw

Lynn’s Big Farming Masterpost!

Hey, y’all! This is a handy masterpost of all(? that I could find of) my farming posts, neatly categorized for your perusal. Use it for writing references, farming references, whatever you need a farm reference for!

Your Fictional Farm is Wrong

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Asks

Bananas

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Gross Crop Stories

Infoposts

Have a topic you don’t see covered? Send me an ask!

War

Who glorifies, who tantalizes, who beckons

Loving the strongest, loving the able, loving the willing

Adores a man in uniform, or anyone who can serve nicely

Questions nothing, obeys all, and follows to its chambers

War

Who digs for gold in any pocket or soil

Loves the suit as much as armor

But everyone is welcome to the lines

Receiving its special services when all’s said and done

War

Who takes everything and gives nothing back

But says how fine the dutiful son will be

Expecting a generation of more to come

Dolling itself up for modern sensibilities

War

Who lets its children play and scream

A dance as familiar as flying stones cracking wind

Sanctioned mass murder for the common good

Letting strength serve us the last supper

Btw I’m pro-quitting.  This is a quitting-positive space.  If you’re doing something and you decide “I don’t like this” or “I don’t want to do this” then you should quit.  Quitting is awesome.  Grinding only works in video james.

I quit all the time.  It’s great.

Embrace the power of “Y’know what? Fuck this” and see how it can improve your life

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First Picrew Release!!

Hello! I’ve been making a picrew for a long while now Though I have posted some about it, I’ve pretty much redone it twice and spent long periods of time not working on it so it took me a while to actually get to this point That being said, its still a huge WIP but I thought I’d post what I got so far. Most of the things I want have already been drawn, they either just need to have color variations made or be added in (accessories category for example) Anyways, heres the link! Some instructions are under the cut, as well as the planned new features If you want to see something in it you can message me. Putting a few new things into a picrew isnt that bad, and I’ve already lost my sanity just making this wip. I am looking forward to making thousands of recolor files.

Feel free to reblog with what you’ve made, or use as a profile pic if you want (with credit)

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

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renasanse

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

this post is from THIS YEAR

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sliteside

had to fact check and holy shit 2020 really has been 3 years long.

Happy one year anniversary little thread

Every now and then y'all rediscover my farming posts and I want you to know that it makes me smile even though I don't have the time/health to keep up the series anymore

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ahhh man Adam from those vines (welcome to chilis, "adam!") passed away... :(

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his twin announced it on Instagram

i didnt know this but he made music too and its on spotify if you want to check it out. rest in peace

qualitytimeswithqualitylads

Massive L to our ancestors for not domesticating the Bear for the ultimate friend

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i sympathize with the post on the one hand but also ‘man we shoulda domesticated bears’ has the same energy as a divorced dad being like ‘i should have married that girl from high school’ when the girl in question was never ever interested and also turned out to be a lesbian frontwoman for an obscure but respected ska revival band

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national-shitpost-registry

posts like these are why I can’t leave tumblr and have ultimately stopped trying

Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?

You know what, another layer of difficulty is when you’re thinking about villains, and the wise words of Megamind come into your head. You don’t just want your child to be just a regular villain. But how do you make your villain a Supervillain with no cape? Where is the drama? But Edna says no capes, you must deny them the flair. It is impossible to please them both, and it’s tearing this family apart.

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mothedmans

you. you get it.

Counteroffer: Big dramatic cloak to protect your identity that you drop on the floor before every fight

I can’t believe the compromise is Obi-Wan Kenobi

I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

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“The Barbarian and the Troll” is a new Nickelodeon show which is generally cute but like most human achievements will probably never be as funny as this one scene ever again.