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Dean Venture Apologist

@lola-monster / lola-monster.tumblr.com

Allie. 28. She/They. Artist. Horror Fanatic. INFP. Pisces. Currently into Venture Bros. Always Tired. Media Production Major.

We NEED to put sex and magic back on the pride flag right now

I’m fed up of people being like yea we need magic but not the sex one, sex positivity is vital to the lgbtq+ community it is not invalidating to asexual people to celebrate gay sex as something that is positive and beautiful and natural. We should be celebrating all the aspects of our community and this can include both asexuals and sex positivity

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"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

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"what's the purpose of sex scenes in media??" well you see sometimes people have sex. sometimes it can be important even

yeah ok but i dont wanna watch straight sex scene number 1231234837582 in the middle of some movie thats clearly not fucking high art or anything, like please, tell me how the sex scene made jason X a deeper movie ill wait

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you genuinely think that "the sex scene in Jason X, the movie about jason from Friday the 13th killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to this point? like genuinely? genuinely? like you think that's the kind of sex scene I was talking about in the original post? you think when I'm talking about the artistic merit of sex scenes in movies you think I'm talking about the bit with the dominatrix in Jason X (2001) dir. James Isaac, the movie where Jason from Friday the 13th gets put in cryosleep and wakes up in the future on a spaceship where he starts killing people in outer space? you genuinely think this is the kind of movie and scene I'm referring to when I'm arguing for the potential artistic value of a type of scene? Jason X? Jason X? the one with Jason on a spaceship? you think that "well Jason X, the movie about Jason on a spaceship killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to my point? Jason X? Jason X? J

ā€œx being iconic for 15 minutes straightā€ ā€œi edited an episode of x because i got boredā€ please . Please bring back ytp already you peopel don’t even know what pingas is .

*that one shrek image* they don’t even wonder what’s for Dinner.

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LESS movies about the lgbtq experience MORE movies about people who just happen to be lgbtq. is it really that hard to understand

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I don't wanna see another story abt a teenage boy coming out to his parents and closed mouth kissing his boyfriend at prom where's my spy thriller action heist movie w a cast made entirely of dykes and femme gay men you know what I'm fucking talkinf about. I'm tired of The Queer Struggle I struggle every stupid day I know what that's all about and honestly none of the coming out stories are cathartic or whatever to me. I don't care. I wanna see a nonbinary person fight a dragon

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the next person who tags this with "q slur" is gonna get shot

wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva

message to all bitches

please survive

OP being deactivated is like a dying war general sending out her one final message to her loyal battalion before succumbing to her numerous wounds

*grabs mic* I just love Dib Membrane so much like….as a character especially in a kid’s show he is so tormented and he is never written how you’d expect!! I love that he’s privileged in having a rich famous dad but his home life sucks!!!! I love that he has experience being locked in a psych ward against his will!!! I love that he’s arguably insane and the most sane person in the show at the same time!!! I love that he’s an asshole and has flaws along with still having a heart!!! I LOVE that he’s so weird and such a freak but tries so hard to be accepted and I love imagining how he would continue to grow as an adult and who he would become!!! What a complex character I love Dib!!! Just adore him!!! <33333

the other day i saw some discourse that was likeĀ ā€œif a lesbian is a terf she’s still a lesbian and belongs in lesbian spacesā€

and i kinda had to stop and i was like….Ā ā€œno. no she don’tā€ lmfao because like. lesbian spaces are built on love and support and safety and i can bet you there’s gonna be trans girls in that space who are not gonna be feeling any love support or safety if there’s a fucking terf there.Ā 

yes she’s a lesbian but does she deserve to be in our lesbian spaces??? fuck no and i will absolutely be the first to kick her ass to the curb. lesbian trans sisters over lesbian terfs everyday, all day.

I think people sometimes forget that the Crazy Frog was literally a TV ad spot for a novelty ringtone. Which is such an unbelievably specific bygone era that its easier to imagine it as some kind of internet meme animation.

And then it was so wildly popular that the creators overlaid some of the sound effects onto bestselling 1984 movie soundtrack song "Axel F" and it was SO popular that people just imagine the song was written for the ringtone ad frog. From when you paid for ringtones. On TV.

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Wait, it WASNT meme animation?? I thought it was just like that gummy bear song 😭

So I have some news for you about the gummy bear song...

nothing fills my heart with more violence than the sight of a naked wrapping paper roll

this is how Cain killed Abel

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reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from on the head