*through gritted teeth* every day i choose to be kind *barely restraining myself from violence* i choose to have compassion *tamping down the vicious bloodlust inside me* i choose to care and to be kind and to love
I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me
There's something terrible boiling bubbling under my skin ready to burst out of my chest but I'm a chill guy
men will literally stab their crush as an excuse to hold them in their arms
theres never going to be another type of guy like this again fr
Just because I "long for their undivided attention" and "daydream about pinning them against a wall" doesn't mean I'm gay that's just how rivalry works.
"homoerotic undertones" my ass I just want my rival to be down to fuck
to FIGHT I MEANT DOWN TO FIGHT
illkim
βMom can we get McDonalds?β
βEat whatβs in the fridgeβ
everyone's got that one buddy who's an imp who torments them with demonic energy
What is going on in the brains of r/nosleep writersβ¦ how did they not realize that this is absolute peak comedyβ¦β¦
youβre laughing. they sent him to the wasp room and youβre laughing
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^ sword
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^bigger sword
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^Motherfucker unlimited
I saw this post and spontaneously had the idea of a pond nymph falling in love with an old garden statue
Occasionally, fossils become opal instead of stone. They are called⦠opalized fossils.
fuck it *opalizes*
you ARE beautiful you SHOULD pepper spray a cop
Your prayers wonβt help you. Seraphim in Blood of Zeus (2020β)
To the surprise of no one, I love him
