a friend of mine has covid and is currently going through it. nothing is deadly, luckily, but there is a lot of misery and confusion. that is why I need your help.
send me your most incomprehensible memes so I can pass them along and make everything worse. thanks!
In 1400s a dog dueled who he suspected to be the murderer of his owner
not only do I want sushi and coke, I very specificlly want tempura rolls which I haven’t had in ages, it’s like a sushi roll but they dip it in tempura batter and deep fry it and oh my god I want it so bad I can almost taste it like three tempura rolls, a dragon roll, a philly roll and a salmon roll please please please okay I need to stop obsessing over this
Okay, so.
I guess it's my turn to ask for help.
Ser Davos Seawoof is currently in the vet's, getting a punch biopsy of a potentially cancerous lump on his butt. We're already $800 in and that's just lab work.
I love this stupid butthead so much. If this happened any time except right after a convention that we lost money at, that would be easier to manage... but... it didn't. So here we are.
Ser Davos Seawoof needs surgery to remove a potentially cancerous lump from his butt. (Of course it's his butt.)
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Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say "Michael"
annoying radfems and radfem adjacents can scream all they want about how womanhood is suffering girlhood is pain but I will always choose to listen to transfems and how they have celebrated femininity and found womanhood and girlhood to be an area of comfort and solace and loveliness when the world wants you to think that it isn’t .
Watching trans women discovering skits go spinny speaks more to my experience raised afab than all the terfs is the world bleating about the universal pain and suffering of being female. Shut up. Go away. Skirt go spinny.
“LOOK, AN IDIOT!”
Still proud of this whole scene…
Mirrormask is criminally underrated. It should be up there with Labrynth as a classic.
i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent
Absolutely Devastated to discover that attempting to Remove The Textures will cause new, much more Textured Textures To Appear
Surely if I remove this new Texture, however, it will be gone forever.
By Talos, this can’t be happening.
me every day, beginning A Task: agony! despair! woe! every moment on this wretched earth is filled with suffering! death! death! death!
ten minutes later: man, i'm so glad i washed the dishes & i was so normal about it
HEYYY the Steam Summer Sale has concluded, so I can finally share all of the fake game art I got to make for it!! Woo
The idea for this sale was to design a bunch of relatively convincing key art to hide in the Steam storefront, but that would be a little weird on second glance—Erik Wolpaw and Jay Pinkerton came up with the names/descriptions for all of Clorthax’s fake games, and then I just tried to match their energy in the final art.
This ended up being a whole lot of work for everyone involved, but it was such a blast! Super fun trying to make plausibly polished logos in a whole bunch of different styles/genres. I hope everyone got a kick out of finding each of these as much as we did making ‘em 😎👍🏼
@g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e asked for all the game descriptions from the sale, so WHY NOT:
It’s Probably Fine You’ve got 37 unpaid parking tickets. You just got pulled over for speeding. In your defense, you were texting your sister about how drunk you are. Plus there’s all that blood on your windshield. Obviously you know it’s deer blood, but the police officers walking toward your vehicle don’t. Still, in the time it takes them to figure that out, maybe you’ll sober up. Or escape on foot! Either way, it’ll probably be fine.
User Tags: Poor Choices / Story Rich / Multiple Endings / Parkour
Reblogging again cause I've never seen the game descriptions before
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diet soda isn’t gross
tularemia
i got told to go fuck myself so reblog this post and tell me your opinion on: diet soda, mayonnaise, mushrooms, glazed donuts, and egg salad
hot coffee or iced coffee ? coke or pepsi ? smoothie or milkshake ? orange juice or apple juice ? whats your boba order ?
gonna make a playlist of women outperforming bob dylan tenfold on his own songs
twenty one bob dylan tracks improved tenfold by twenty one different women artists
It’s that time of the year again :)
This is one of the only forms of Christmas music that I accept 😆
Oh the vaccuum outside is endless, Unforgiving, cold, and friendless, But since we must Boldly Go Make it so, make it so, make it so!
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omg dead poets society ?!?! neil perry deserved so much better ,, bbygirl u were a perfect puck :’(
who wants to fistfight his dad with me >:(
I first watched that movie when I was like 15? And it DESTROYED ME. Like yes, it was the foundation for almost my entire personality…but Neil and Todd should’ve been endgame and in the garden of my mind, they live in a studio apartment in New York and Neil is a famous actor on Broadway and Todd is a famous poet who writes under a pen name so literally no one knows who he is.
That movie broke me. That someone could treat their kids so badly that they thought the only way out was taking thier own life was brand new and horrifying information to me.
