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dark souls 2 sucks

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do you think blacksmith ed & blacksmith boldwin ever explored each other's bodies

anyway tower of latria is the best set of zones in the entire series still

truly what is it about people insisting that demon's souls is the Hardest of the souls games like people truly focus so much on the "you go to half health when you die!!" aspect when 1. you get a ring that essentially makes that mostly meaningless pretty much Immediately & 2. you eventually realize that being human is essentially just being embered where your Base health is your phantom amount & being human gives you an increase

when it comes to the actual enemies and bosses there really truly isn't anything that difficult throughout the game and a bunch of bosses are actually very gimmicky which i DO say positively. i think bosses having Mechanics really helps set a lot of demon's souls bosses apart from the rest of the series, but i would not call any of them particularly difficult

like it's maybe difficult if you're lower level & immediately try to go to harder areas but that's on you

truly what is it about people insisting that demon's souls is the Hardest of the souls games like people truly focus so much on the "you go to half health when you die!!" aspect when 1. you get a ring that essentially makes that mostly meaningless pretty much Immediately & 2. you eventually realize that being human is essentially just being embered where your Base health is your phantom amount & being human gives you an increase

when it comes to the actual enemies and bosses there really truly isn't anything that difficult throughout the game and a bunch of bosses are actually very gimmicky which i DO say positively. i think bosses having Mechanics really helps set a lot of demon's souls bosses apart from the rest of the series, but i would not call any of them particularly difficult

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bitches will go into pyromancy during college and then be surprised that there aren’t any viable career options in the field like LMAO girl we don’t use braziers anymore!!! this isn’t the age of darkness!!!

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I changed my notification sound to this and my life has improved since

I played this several times wondering why no sound was coming out until I released I’m connected to the bluetooth speakers in the other room with my coworkers

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owson

i agree with gay dicks 420

love that during his dark souls playthrough he's genuinely totally Fine at the game and yet people are constantly trying to spread rumors throughout that he died to pinwheel

my man died like ten times to four kings and then one shot gwyn while mostly fucking around with smough's hammer

we all know the later part of dark souls 1 is Rough but ive said it before & i'll say it again - duke's archives is genuinely one of the best zones in the game

it's a bit difficulty to navigate at first but it makes it interesting to explore & figure out. the aesthetic is great. the fake out with seath and then the entire section afterward is great. all in all just a great zone

FUCK the crystal cave tho

we all know the later part of dark souls 1 is Rough but ive said it before & i'll say it again - duke's archives is genuinely one of the best zones in the game

daughters of ash even made lost izalith as Okay as it could be given what they could do and if that isn't the real accomplishment

thinking about dark souls daughters of ash again my god what a good mod my GOD they really just went and made better dark souls

you ever think about how bed of chaos was such a bad boss that they added checkpoints to it

capitalism HATES her - local woman discovers easy trick for making the endless task of job hunting Manageable (filling out applications at midnight while a jerma highlights video plays in the other tab)

poor man is in lost izalith and it's truly the exact same feeling as applications

love that during his dark souls playthrough he's genuinely totally Fine at the game and yet people are constantly trying to spread rumors throughout that he died to pinwheel