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I'm a Fangirl.

@lilbuztahs / lilbuztahs.tumblr.com

I am a sad egg.

Some of the most sought-after artifacts surrounding the legacy of the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park are those items directly connected to the catastrophic 2007 tragedy. Such pieces of ephemera are rare to find in a salvageable condition, owing primarily to the amount of destruction wrought by the accident. Though the now-infamous CGR investigative report has long been made public, there remain many unanswered questions and inconsistencies, with some official reports offering wholly incongruous numbers with regards to total human casualties. In 2022 it is still unknown if the full scope of the accident will ever be entirely known to those outside of Senate committee chambers or Corporate board rooms. Despite this obfuscation, I believe that the truth can be deciphered from the tattered, bloodied, half-digested mementos and souvenirs of the thousands of visitors, workers, and families who suffered for hours (in a few cases days) as they were horrifically eaten alive in a terrible demonstration of wanton brutality on a scale previously unknown in recorded history. Can you imagine their terror? Can any of us really perceive the horror of those visitors as they realized that the end result of a lifetime of hopes, dreams, relationships, and destinies was to be consumed? These lifeless artifacts remain as more than just a testament; they are all that remain. Get yours here. All Major Credit Cards Accepted. 

Anonymous asked:

your wiggles are to DIE FORRRRR could we get more grumpus outfits? love your art style

Here are some I did today!! Wiggle is just too much fun to draw so I always wanna doodle her in outfits but I added a little Gramble :) next time I’ll doodle some other grumps!!

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whet the fuck was cage the elephant singing about

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capitalism

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if you're thinking of "Aint No Rest for the Wicked" that's not about capitalism, it's about video game franchise Borderlands by Gearbox for 2K games

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"if you pay the right price, your evening will be nice"

this is when you buy Borderlands and you have fun

so you knew exactly what they were singing about

ppl coming to tumblr from tiktok and twitter and immediately finding out that the majority of the userbase loves openly promoting piracy and the deaths of popular youtubers

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christianity isn’t real dude they made it up for supernatural

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that’s a common misconception actually! while supernatural certainly feels like it lasted 2000 years, it really only ran for 15 years. i understand the confusion though!

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any time someone is nice to me when i dont ecpect it i need to be able to beam this into their mind