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when jenny slate said “and the truth about me is not that i’m really volatile and i’m unstable, but that i’m really vibrant, and the color of my sorrow is just as bright as the stripes of my delight”

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depression and being in the closet stole my teenage years from me so if you catch me doing some juvenile shit in my late twenties mine your own damn business

me talking to myself trying to justify spending $12 on dice that glow in the dark 

Not to get emo on main but you ever think about how the troop sang about their dreams of finding “a girl worth fighting for”, and they think their girl worth fighting for is one of romance, but the song abruptly comes to a halt when they find a different girl worth fighting for.

A tiny girl that had been killed at the hands of the Huns. A child too weak, too small to have any chance of withstanding the murderous invaders. That is their girl worth fighting for.

This is fucking horrific

Another thing to be noticed; after the song abruptly stops and the reality of war sets in, there are no more musical numbers for the rest of the movie. Shit gets serious. And fast

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The last time I went to Jamaica, a Nigerian cab driver told me and my mom that his sister gave birth to a fully clothed baby. Shoes and all.

imagine you are my new girlfriend and its been a few years so im like hey you should meet my parents they are awesome people. you are nervous what if my parents dont like you. well the day comes and i say dont worry they are cool :) we go in and sitting at the dining table is ren and stimpy

I love that you get cold when it’s 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it’s not because I’m lonely, and it’s not because it’s New Year’s Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

-WHEN HARRY MET SALLY