Anonymous asked:
Can we talk about how great trans women are now
write your parents' relationship backstory like you're explaining it to a fandom blog.
i'll start: it's the accidental pregnancy trope but evil version
@ slack’s emoji artist turn on your location i wanna talk
astrology is gay you heard it here first folks
oh, to be innocent and think this is just a pride flag
what if everyone referred to him solely as "princess diana's ex-husband"
we take you now live to the shamefully expensive spectacle: the coronation of princess diana's ex-husband
no but actually. so many people revealed who they are during the trial and they’re going to blame it on misinformation but i could be sitting in plato’s fucking cave and I still wouldn’t be doing a tik tok dance to someone’s SA testimony. like that’s not misinformation that’s just being rotten to your core
basically everyone read this in the right way. but just to make it blatantly clear: whatever beliefs you had, whatever disinformation you were exposed to, whether you cared about the trial or not, you were not manipulated into being deeply cruel. the cruelty came from you
Weird Al Yankovic and Daniel Radcliffe, photographed by Chris Pizzello
just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees
They existed *before beetles*
Why is this sad? Why am I sad?
This is how I feel about Joshua Trees. They and avocado trees produce fruit meant to be eaten and dispersed by giant ground sloths. Without them, the Joshua Trees' range has shrunk by 90%.
(my own photos)
Not only they, but the entire Mojave ecosystem is still struggling to adapt since the loss of ground sloth dung. their chief fertilizer.
Many, many trees and plants in the Americas have widely-spaced, extremely long thorns that do nothing to discourage deer eating their leaves, but would've penetrated the fur of ground sloths and mammoths. Likewise, if you've observed a tree that drops baseball or softball-sized fruit which lies on the ground and rots, like Osage Oranges, which were great for playing catch at my school, chances are they were ground sloth or mammoth chow.
You can read about various orphaned plants and trees missing their megafauna in this poignant post:

First quote from the linked article. Found it poetic.
Felt like using dalle2 to mess up some brands. Here's breakfast cereals!
"A box of lucky charms cereal on a grocery store shelf"
"A box of Froot Loops on a grocery store shelf"
"A box of frosted flakes cereal on a grocery store shelf"
"A box of honeycomb cereal on a grocery store shelf"
They get more cursed from here.
"A box of Raisin Bran on a grocery store shelf"
"A box of fruity pebbles on a grocery store shelf"
"A box of grape-nuts on a grocery store shelf"
More cereals at aiweirdness.com
Loooos
I'm curious so, mutuals: what is your keychain?
mine is a baby seal plushie I bought at Genoa's aquarium and his name is Dario Foca
fuckyeahcomicsbaby
oh to have a vivid imagination
I don’t remember hitting the like button on this post, but past me clearly had good taste. X’D
wat was your guys's go to activity during recess?? Mine was to play imaginary games with my group of like 4 friends. We would pretend to be like greek demigods or warrior cats or evil game show hosts that murdered people
ate too many crackers and salamii.!;!!;!;!:!;:)26$2837:72!:)AAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous asked:
I am... very curious about your Jewish movie ideas. Were you talking about Halfizzbin?
yeah her
ratties in the rain
a dtyis for thebeanbaguette on instagram !
You know, camping is lovely - even though I don’t live in a state that’s so great for it