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laughterkey

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Hi, I'm laughterkey, I do things on the internet for a living.
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pipistrellus

Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you’re a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason

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ask-oncies-jizz

this is the most distressing post ive ever read because not only have i never once seen or even heard of this but there are dozens of people in the notes reaffirming it with shit like “yeah i do that all the time” “i had a friend who could do this on command” what the real, genuine fucking fuck

#i can do it on command#sometimes if i need to take a pill without a drink ill do it to make it easier to swallow