beacon: an ayato & thoma comic [read L->R]
I’ll color it tomorrow or something in the meantime have some more doodles of the boy
i just love zhongli he's such a funny guy. he both has extensive knowledge about history and maybe even science but he also knows the most useless shit and he just says it. sometimes he's aloof and lost in his thoughts but when you want him to focus he can. there's always a lot in his head i wanna give him loving cheek pats. like you can go on a walk with him and he'd talk about everything but he suddenly stands still when a butterfly lands on his nose and goes a little cross-eyed
wind and forest, songs and stories!
THE LIST OF THINGS NINTENDO PREDATES INCLUDES, BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO:
THE SHERLOCK HOLMES FRANCHISE
UNITED STATES PRESIDENT DWIGHT D. EISHENHOWER’S BIRTH
THE NOVEL “DRACULA”
THE NOVELS “THE TIME MACHINE” AND “WAR OF THE WORLDS” BY H.G. WELLS
THE FIRST MODERN OLYMPIC GAMES
THE DISCOVERY OF HELIUM ON EARTH
… Okay. I believe you. But like… how?
NINTENDO WAS FOUNDED IN 1889 AS A CARD GAME MANUFACTURER AND ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS HAPPENED IN 1890 OR LATER
fenrisesque
WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT DRACULA WAS EARLIER WHAT THE FUCK
YOU COULD WRITE A DRACULA FANFIC WHERE DRACULA TRAVELS TO JAPAN AND BUYS A PACK OF NINTENDO BRAND PLAYING CARDS AND IT WOULD BE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE. SAME DEAL FOR SHERLOCK HOLMES.
No no no no no!
Don’t write fanfic!
Those things are in the public domain!
You can legally write, publish, and sell a Dracula book where Dracula travels to Japan and buys a pack of Nintendo brand playing cards!
Same deal for Sherlock Holmes!
adhdkirabraginsky
what if you write a book where dracula and sherlock holmes travel to japan at the same time and reach for the last pack of nintendo brand playing cards that they both wanted
Here’s where the romance happens
wondering if I should be active on this account again..(or considering making another one to start over hm) (edit: tentative new account at rilacchi.tumblr.com)
anyways here’s a darker/jaded ver of Kazuha since I’ve been reading a lot of fanfictions portraying him as such lately!!
きょうはね ハコにはいりたいキブンなのよ
I feel like entering into the cardboard box today
hate capitalism and its perpetual use of buzzwords just saw an ad for lemonade with "plant-based caffeine" like where the fuck else would you get caffeine if not from a plant
Like seeing “non-GMO” salt…
…salt is not an O…it’s has no Gs to M…
me and my girlfriend took turns passing this back and forth going woohoo yeah woohoo
woohoo yeah woohoo !
wohoo yea woohou!
wooo yeah woohoo!
weehaha! weehee! yeah!
woooo! alright! woohoo yeah!
(very sorry i forgot to post on tumblr !!!)
if you’re ever at a vet hospital and can hear dogs/cats howling and screeching and making terrible noises from the back, please be aware that 99% of the time it is NOT because:
- they are dying
- they are in terrible pain
- they are being tortured
It almost always IS because:
- someone is taking their temperature
- someone is placing an IV catheter
- they’re mad about being in a kennel
other likely reasons why animals are screaming in vet clinics!
- they saw another animal
- no one is looking at them right now
- they are happy to see this particular staff member
- they’re a pug getting a nail trim
- they’re a shiba inu getting literally anything done
- they’re a husky
The Shiba inu may not even be getting anything done
One time I popped into my vet's office to pick up some dental chews and coming from the back was someone screaming "NO NO NO NO NO" at the top of their lungs.
"Parrot getting a nail trim," the front desk lady said. "He's fine, really."
Vet care is like most other kinds of medical care in this way, the loud ones are usually not the ones you are most worried about. If they have the energy and strength to be absolutely Carrying On Like That, then they are probably doing okay in the grand scheme of things. The quiet ones, the limp ones, the ones who are concentrating on just breathing, those are where you have to worry. When I have bottle kittens I am always pleased to hear them yelling at me because it means I'm doing a good job.
I could fix him.. let’s be real here. I could TOTALLY fix him.
Happy birthday to character I refuse to ever take off my team again (next to xiao)
When you are at a funeral and your coworkers suck
the true purpose of childe’s harness: child(e) leash
the devouring deep🌊
happy birthday, childe!
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
An actual World Heritage Post