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men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..
lettuce-queen-is-valid
You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say
babyitaliano
Men will see a mouse and eat it
lettuce-queen-is-valid
No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.
babyitaliano
A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer
I don’t give the shrimps junk food for 12 hours and they start high-risk feeding strategies already…
Very strong Miette energy
imagining “Jail for mother, Jail for a thousand years!” in like a dozen tiny high-pitched voices, as a fully harmonized chorus…
im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing
Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain
Literally how herons look whenthey see a minnow or other small fish beneath the water
reigen loses the tswag competition in the first round against vriska, god bless
his one weakness is megalovania
memorial twin towers themed bong. with two chambers, so you and a buddy can both hit at the same time. theres a plane themed downstem. and when the smoke comes out the mouthpiece it’s like the towers are really getting hit right in front of you.
go ahead. do it. hit the twin towers.
