Fuck
shrimp tempura
catboyitzsubz
Anonymous asked:
But really :( what are your pronouns. Im making a callout post and I dont want to misgender you
hey? this is the funniest string of words you could have possibly put together. can we go stargazing together
Idc about taylor swift and I think all private jets should be cannibalized for scrap metal but in particular I don’t think singers and bands etc should have private jets. They should only have shitty tour buses in which incalculable drama and bad decisions go down
HOLY SHIT
THEY'RE SELLING PUSSY AT STARBUCKS!!!!!!!!!
Bruh it’s not that hard to let go of Harry Potter why does it have such a gorilla grip on some of u people. “It’s a cultural phenomenon” okay? it’ll never be SpongeBob.
actually fuck this im gonna walk into the deep sea and never come back. bye
THERES CREATURES
as a member of the lgbt community, it really hurts to hear people say that my "lifestyle" isn't "family friendly". i care a lot about being family friendly. it's very important to me. that's why this month i'm partnering with your mom -
If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"
parrotfish. you agree. reblog.
get his ass boys
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