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raspberry world

@kelolon / kelolon.tumblr.com

hi, i'm alison. snk blog | yoi blog
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hey babe did it hurt when you fell from heaven? it did huh, emotionally, right I get that, because of the– yeah the irreconcilable separation from goodness as a result of a single decision that can never be undone or atoned for, uh huh, sounds rough

types of xmas songs

  • Jesus was a baby once and he was Very Cool
  • The Big Red Man Is Coming
  • There’s snow outside. that’s good!
  • I’m alone on xmas and sad
  • Santa Claus is very sexy
  • Christmas trees. love em
  • You know what? it’s Christmas time
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hell is right-clicking to save an image and accidentally clicking ‘email image’ and having to wait forty years for some email program you didn’t even know existed to rise from its slumber like some lovecraftian ancient god, meanwhile the fans on your laptop are preparing for takeoff and you stare dead-eyed as the rainbow spirals, spirals, spirals. you wait and suffer this cosmic karma. days pass. “just a few more seconds” you slur. your laptop freezes and the concept of time is no longer comprehensible. your family and friends forget your name and you fade from existence.

Alternatives to Tumblr if the entire site gets deleted on the 17th

  1. Facebook - see pictures of the straightest people you knew in high school
  2. Goodreads - leave a searing 1-star review for your least favorite author
  3. Jstor - log in through your library for a wild time

Shout-out to my fellow Fandom Olds who lived through Strikethrough/Boldthrough on LJ and knew this day would eventually come here on Tumblr.com also

Especial shout-out to the heroes at AO3 who designed their whole operation knowing that every other platform fandom used would pull this bullshit sooner or later

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Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

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faequill

Fuck you

batmanglijs-deactivated20201011

i used to be pretentious about my music taste but then i grew the fuck up