Sometimes facebook is hilarious

Slapper Gel’O / スラッパー ゲル’Ｏ

psychologist patient in fiction: (somberly lying down on a sofa, hands together fingers intertwined, looking blankly at the ceiling) …it all started on my 2nd birthday. I remember that day very clearly. I, even back then, could detect the delicate tension between my parents, as one avoided answering the others question…

psychologist patient in reality: (Does spread eagle on wooden chair) i dont know shit Just unfuck me

Each reblog will load one more poison dart into my blow gun so that I can kill Caillou from PBS

It’s time to go naughty boy

Caillou will be dead before sunrise 

Each Day I Grow Some More

You’ll stop growing today, you little bald headed bitch

It’s October 16, which means...

I wish I was HOT but instead I’m CURSED! Oh what a hand I’ve been dealt

*etching fresh runes on my greatsword* we’re breaking this curse tonight

*drapes arm dramatically over my eyes* alas….the curse is within…..*burps up a toad*

hm… this is not a problem i can solve with my greatsword so im a little lost

AYEYEYAYAYYOUHUHUHOHOHOUIIIIIIIIGH

Hold on I’m breaking rp that wizard has NO BUSINESS being this built

when everyone said u were rly smart and responsible as a kid but u havent rly made any improvements as a human being since

Me after I eat chips in bed and leave a bunch of crumbs

Local dude orders a burger at Starbucks Featuring @the-great-mighty-dick, @scary-boi, @thewabbajackx, @sbh93, @aleksandr-marchant-the-third, @the-realest-asami, @ultramanultimo

Adoptables Tier Commission for a friend!

the thicker your thighs are the more kittens can lay on your lap

This is the body positivity post I’ve been waiting for.

election day