rents too high so im forced to send my cat to shifts at the cat cafe
some emergency alert operator just gave me a three minute taste of being an indie horror game protagonist jesus fuckin christ
A couple nights ago I had a nightmare that involved having to shelter in place in a CVS it was very scary but as I was waiting for it to be safe to go outside again I noticed there was a product called something like “Men’s Overnight Moonscreen” and I picked it up and it said it was “SPF 4”
I love the x-men so much because that's just what leftist infighting is like! that's literally all it is! xavier is a sellout and they all hate him but he's the only one with any money. everyone complains about "they keep switching sides and dating each other it's so fucking confusing" like my dudes have you never been a part of any socialist organisation, ever. then people will go "magneto is so strong how has he not killed a bunch of teenagers" HE DOESN'T WANT TO KILL THEM! this started in a goddam basement over coffee he does not want to hurt them he just wants them to shut up and listen and will fling cars to do so
literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro
that "robert pattinson could do batman but christian bale couldn't do twilight" post is so funny cause do y'all even know who christian bale is. have y'all watched any of his movies. girl he could literally play bella swan if he wanted to
mcu has done IRREPERABLE damage to the public view of superheroes and im not even kidding. so many people (especially in leftist spaces!) when they think superhero think "soulless profit-driven husk of vaguely liberal ideologies". i am begging and pleading and screaming and throwing up and jumping onto spikes please read a green arrow comic or doom patrol or anything please i promise you superheroes have merit and worth i promise you the mcu is lying to you and superheroes have so much more potential than disney allows them to experience PLEASE *foam dripping from lips*
if i had to pick a vilgante city to be in, i’d rather it be star city over gotham because not only do the bats have awful villians, the entire damn city gets involved in their family drama. imagine ur trying to sleep and fucking batman and red hood are screaming on the roof about the joker. or like one of the robins is having temper tantrum. or fucking batman is making out with a rogue. the arrows at least arent completely nocturnal.
two men could literally fuck in a marvel movie and it still wouldn’t be gay rep to me. sorry
thanks mbta very helpful
whatever it was it got them
Shout out to Steve Harrington for apparently being the only genre-aware person in the Hawkins group, grabbing something to defend the group as soon as they hear a weird noise, poking stuff around with an oar, not letting the cursed girl spend too long on her own… and when Dustin mocks him, he snaps back, “considering the people in this room have nearly died about half a dozen times, I don’t find it funny”. He’s so right and he should say it. Steve KNOWS he’s in a horror film and he’s built to be the final girl.
everytime there are nude breasts on the tv i unsheath my blade and use my lightspeed kata technique to expertly deflect the images before they can reach my eyes
How are you aware there are nude breasts on the television unless the light has hit your eyes
A true warrior is always aware of their surroundings
this is way funnier to me than it has any business being
[ID: an image of a large bag cash and cash flying around it, behind the cash is the front of a very large piggy bank, the image is shades of gold and brown. It is followed by a white square with the text "Squid Game 2021
South Korean survival drama television series
Not to be confused with Splatoon."
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i told myself not to draw for a while so i could get more rest but i ended up doodling more goros 🖤♥️
new goro akechi shit post based off their edit bc I could not rest without quickly drawing them out
