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strange, sweet creature

@milksolid​ I am DELIGHTED that you said this because it was the perfect excuse to talk about how much crocodilians love to play. As a whole, the group has an amazing sense of play, and what’s more, their play is even sometimes social, which isn’t common in reptiles at all! Crocodilians will give each other rides for no apparent reason. This is observed in creche-mates (hatchlings around the same size, not always from the same parents) as well as in adults! Rides can be part of courtship but are also observed outside of courtship behavior. Sometimes it’s just fun to get a ride from your buddy.

(Social play isn’t limited to crocodilians- turtles will also play with each other, and so will some species of juvenile lizards. In The Secret Social Lives of Reptiles, the authors explain that social play might be important in territorial species that hatch communally because it lets them explore boundaries and social behavior.)

Crocodilians are also known for how much they enjoy novel objects. In Vladimir Dinets 2015 study on play behavior in crocodilians, he noted that they like to play with streams of water and flowers that fall into the water they’re swimming in. They especially love pink flowers and will ignore other floating objects to specifically find the pink ones and push them around or carry them on their noses.

Locomotor play is also seen in crocodilians, which is really neat because as ectotherms (cold-blooded animals), they typically conserve their energy for moving in bursts when capturing prey. But sometimes they’ll invest energy in movement that just seems to be for funsies- especially if they have the option to slide down a slope. Sliding has been seen in alligators and crocodiles, and in captive and wild animals. That one viral video of the Nile crocodile sliding down a slope? That’s play! He did that because it was fun!

Crocodilians often have a bad reputation- people think they’re mean, or that they’re mindless killing machines. But that’s not actually true! Yes, they are predators who deserve respect. No, they are not domesticated animals- you can’t treat them like dogs, that’s how your hand bitten off. No, you should not have one as a pet. But they are incredibly complex and have a really neat social intelligence that we’re only just now beginning to really understand. They play! They have paternal AND maternal investment! They have some really interesting communication! And yes, sometimes they just like to go down a slide.

If you want to know more about how much fun crocodilians have, in addition to the sources I linked, I highly recommend the book Dragon Songs by Vladimir Dinets. It’s an incredible look at the social customs of the world’s crocodilians– the guy went everywhere to study as many species as possible. Gordon Burghardt’s stuff in general is also good if you want to know more about the importance of play in animals!

It’s so fascinating to me that we’ve only been breeding Komodo dragons in captivity for thirty years. In that time, our understanding of them has actually really revolutionized the way we understand the social lives and behaviors of lizards in general, and it’s mostly thanks to this lady right here, who was born 30 years ago on September 13, 1992.

Kraken was the first Komodo to be bred in captivity. She hatched out at GMU, but was raised at the National Zoo. Her parents were wild-caught dragons- there’s still WC dragons in the AZA today- and this one specific individual probably did more to revolutionize lizard care in professional settings than any other individual lizard throughout zoo history.

Until Kraken, social enrichment wasn’t a thing people thought about. It wasn’t something anybody felt was necessary for lizards, because they were just... lizards. Sure, some keepers would play with their favorites, but it wasn’t until the National Zoo started documenting what she was doing that anybody realized how much Komodo dragons like to play with us too.

Kraken’s not in that video, but she’s the one who inspired all of the social studies that have been done on captive Komodo dragons. When she was at the National Zoo, her keepers  started getting curious when, for no apparent reason, she kept gingerly stealing things from peoples’ pockets and tugging on their shoelaces. So they started giving her stuff- Frisbees, blankets, soda cans, anything she showed an interest in.

She played with them, just like a mammal might. The way play behavior is described in psychology is a given activity that’s voluntary, repeated, and conducted under “relatively benign” circumstances. Keeper staff found that her conduct during the study met all of these criteria. “Kraken,” they wrote, had clearly demonstrated “play-like behavior with objects and even with humans (tug-of-war).” Moreover, she “could discriminate between prey and nonprey” while showing “varying responses” with different items (rubber rings, shoes, etc.). (There’s an excellent book on Komodo dragons that has an entire chapter devoted to her.)

Kraken died several years ago, but her legacy continues today. There’s several of her descendants still in the AZA, and the intelligence and social needs she demonstrated led to the improvement of life for these guys- and other lizards. The Komodo dragon program has been an eye opener, not just for reptile conservation, but for understanding reptile intelligence and how this incredible clade of animals functions.

Dog ain’t got no teeth, no brains, only anxiety. Yes I gently grabbed her tongue and made her lick her eyelid, Thanks for asking

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90% TONGUE BY VOLUME

May I give you a image of a very cute and comfortable young jeweled lacerta to cleanse your palate of bs?

Their name is Temeraire

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AHHH he's so cute! Temeraire is a fine name- I had a crestie named Iskierka. One of my favorite book series, that.

animal rating blog discourse is stupid have a picture of my cat shrimping in these trying times

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now THIS is the fine content i want to see in my inbox! Shrimp!

>goes to take a nap >comes back hours later to find out i’m Owl’s bad guy of the moment

aw jeez i should probably say something huh

Tl;dr: Stop telling me what owlvid is up to, I really don’t care. I cared about Owl’s wellbeing at the beginning, but hey, they don’t want that and so I’m done caring, so please stop putting screenshots of their posts about me in my inbox.

Owl, I know you’re reading this. Let me make some things abundantly clear: I’m not mad at you for some take you have or don’t have on Sea World or the captive herp industry or anything. Until you said that, I didn’t even know, because I don’t obsessively read your blog and memorize your takes on every single aspect of animal science. I don’t care enough about you or your content to be mad at you.

I posted what I did out of amiable concern, and now I really wish I hadn’t because it’s clear that you’re not interested in how the public perceives the public posts you made on your public blog. You looked like you’re caught in a major negative feedback loop, I felt vaguely sad for you, and so I said something. Perhaps my first mistake was assuming you wanted to keep the educational mission of your blog somewhat intact. You run your blog the way you want- even if it seems like the way you’re running it is actively hurting you.

My own experiences with mental illness are what made me feel sorry for you in the first place. My prediction is that you’ll take this as an insult at best and an attack at worst, but whatever. I don’t care enough about you to be your bad guy. I am not here to be your villain. I would like to stop thinking about you, and so now I am. I understand that this statement will also make you mad, but that’s your prerogative. Have fun with your... whatever this actually is. Again, you’re responsible for curating your own online experience, and you are clearly miserable. I hope you find something that can make you less upset.

Followers, friends, and strangers who keep putting screenshots of their posts about me in my inbox? Please cut that out. I don’t want anyone to think that I’m trying to evade a block, and I have a sneaking suspicion some of you are trying to stir up more drama by goading me into responding. That’s why I’m not publishing any of the asks or sharing the screenshots.

Owl isn’t an archvillain and I have no quarrel with them. Their behavior is extremely concerning, but it’s clear they don’t want anybody to care. They just want to be mad. Fortunately for me, the impotent rage of an anonymous tumblr blogger isn’t enough to trigger my RSD, and my flavor of mental illness makes it really easy for me to move on. I don’t care about their opinions enough to want any further followup, and they can make of this post what they will.

The Lincoln County, MO Drug Task Force arrested a pirate.

When arrested he begged to walk the plank, he decorated a pontoon to sell drugs from. Which he required customers to say, “Ahoy matey, I come to purchase ye party favors.”

His nickname was Red Beard.

KING SHIT FR

Sorry to disappoint y'all, but this didn’t actually happen.

The pirate pontoon boat is the creation of folk artist Butch Anthony of Alabama; that exact photo of it has been floating around the internet, without attribution, for at least four years.

The evidence photo was posted by the Baltimore Police Department in 2019 following the execution of a search warrant and the arrest of two men at a residence.

And the post tying the two photos together with the colorful yet entirely fictional story of the Lincoln County Police Department arresting a drug-dealing pirate?

Originally shared by a Facebook page clearly marked as “satirical.”

Butch Anthony sounds like a real character – he built a drive-through museum and the Museum of Wonder, which proudly exhibits, among other things, the world’s largest gallstone and a Bigfoot footprint. He’s a taxidermist and mixed-media artist with what looks like a bold artistic sensibility.

(photos from the Museum of Wonder website; all credit to Butch Anthony)

I’d never heard of him ‘til I started trying to track down the origin of that pirate pontoon boat and now I’d really like to visit his museum sometime! I just think it’s a bummer when people’s art gets misattributed like this.

LOL owlvid blocked me for being condescending. I’m sorry, the thousand+ posts in the last three days WEREN’T a desperate cry for help? At least now their endless drama is off my dash for good.

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I said it before and I'll say it again, anons will look at your blog, ask "is anybody gonna send them some batshit insane messages or what?" and not wait for an answer

What the FUCK is happening, why are people trying to pull you into a ML drama, w hat

I am absolutely astonished that it just keeps happening to you

I am cursed to never have a normal day on tumblr.

Despite popular belief I would actually prefer to talk about owls and animals in general most of the time. Why are people coming to my blog with wanted posters asking me to bring in people I’ve never heard of dead or alive. Genuinely can people just be normal and keep their drama to themselves unless there is something major involved?

Incidentally, I don’t want people showing up with lists of actual racists and pedophiles or whatever either. If I accidentally reblog from them, sure, let me know. We can make a night of it. But it is so simple to link to a post that will show me why they are bad. Try that instead of whatever else this was. I would literally rather argue about seaworld again. I would even settle for color liars discourse to come back. I don’t want to become the judge and jury of this godforsaken site’s user base.

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You know that you are in charge of what you post, right? That you have the option to delete asks, to ignore them, to close tumblr and walk away for a little bit. Just because it’s in your inbox, you don’t have to answer it. It’s not hard. I have hundreds of asks in my inbox that I’m never going to touch because they’re not in my wheelhouse. Back when I was way more active, it was the same. I’d have all these off-topic, drama mongering asks... that I would simply ignore, because I knew where my lane boundaries were and I knew that crossing them was bad for me personally.

If you don’t want to engage in drama, then don’t. You’re an adult, you can make your own choices. Give it a shot. Try going 24 hours without answering anything that isn’t directly related to the topic of your very specific blog topic and see how you feel. I bet you’ll feel really relieved!

I’ve read your blog for years and I just wanted to tell you this because I think it’s incredibly funny! I play a zoo management game (planet zoo) a ton, I’ve got 200 hours of gameplay, and the whole focus of it is to build and customize a zoo to your hearts content, and it allows for some incredibly granular customization!

Because of that, and my special interest in animal care I’ve gotten a little obsessed with making enclosures that actually would function in a real life zoo. To the point that I’ve been using AZA care guides and zoo care documents to build habitats! I’ve just finished a capybara habitat using the AZA’s animal care manual, and it’s amazing how real it looks!

Just thought you might find it funny!

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Hello fellow Planet Zoo devotee! I have also put mumble mumble hours into that game. And I, too, find I am building facilities that reflect big AZA zoos - although I think that’s sheer habit on my end! (My work life balance could maaaaybe be questioned. After spending a day grinding through zoo stuff for work projects, I like to take a break and relax… by building and running a zoo!)

So here’s what I really want to know: do the in-game space, fencing, and husbandry requirements line up with the AZA ACMs? I know the game devs worked “with the zoo industry” to get it as accurate as it is, but I haven’t see anything about who. I’ve got some guesses based on things like what species are hard to get with conservation credits - lions and good male giraffe being rare is telling - but nothing concrete. If the game requirements match AZA regs, that would explain a lot!

Yes this is lovely, thank you. :)

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oh god now I feel bad about my own Planet Zoo gameplay, which involved mass inbreeding cheetahs for colour mutations in concrete-walled rows and completely ignoring the public, which left me broke, hated, and in possession of countless miserable spotless cats

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amazing. you invented the cougar.

This hack will save your teeth: there are no “right” and “wrong” times to brush your teeth.

It gets in your head that you brush after eating when you wake up and when you go to sleep. Yeah that’s all well and good, but those are times that don’t have a lot of motivation and control…So just…brush your teeth at a different time. 

You go to the bathroom in the middle of the day and are like “I should brush my teeth” DO IT!!!! Don’t listen to the other half of that sentence that says “shit but it’s not the right time” 

I don’t care if you’re about to eat, or get coffee, or whatever. 

If you are there and you want to…do it. 

Honestly this hack will solve most of problems. Just stop assigning meaningless “right” and “wrong” to tasks and start saying “I can pretty much do whatever I want whenever I want and society and its expectations don’t really matter to me”. 

If there’s no barrier in the first place you don’t have to get over it.