song that goes bang bang bing bang bing bang bing bing bing bing bing bing bang
hey you pikachu has the most evil ending of all pokemon games. it makes you say out loud, with your voice, "goodbye" to pikachu while telling you it is wrong to be so close with a wild pokemon
hey you pikachu is an n64 game that uses a microphone and voice recognition. the game's main feature is talking to pikachu with your voice, and really becoming close friends as pikachu begins to understand you better. it was revolutionary when it came out. pikachu really feels like a real buddy.
and then the game makes you do this.
- Leave no online footprint of searches or purchases. Digital Defense Fund’s abortion privacy guide is your go-to resource for this. Using private browsers, two-factor authentication, encrypted messaging, strong passwords, etc. is critical. Google searches have been presented as evidence in an SMA trial before. Do not leave a digital trail.
- Use the medications properly to prevent interactions with healthcare providers. The pills are very effective, but they have to be used right. Carefully follow the instructions provided on the How to Use Abortion Pill website. Note that misoprostol tablets should always be taken by dissolving them under the tongue. Do NOT insert misoprostol vaginally if you are self-managing an abortion. While this is medically safe, it can leave incriminating pill remnants that can be detected in the vagina during a pelvic exam if you end up needing to seek medical care.
- If it’s not an emergency but you need expert health advice, use a free calling service like Google Voice to call or text the Miscarriage + Abortion Hotline at 1-833-246-2632. Medical complications are very uncommon with abortion pills, but they’re not impossible. The M+A Hotline is safe to use and is staffed by trustworthy clinicians who volunteer their time to help those who choose SMA. Do not use your own phone number to call as this will create a record that is visible to your cell service provider.
- Don’t disclose any information about SMA to emergency room staff if you do need to seek medical care. This is how most people who are arrested for SMA are reported. Healthcare providers are almost always who calls the police in cases of SMA criminalization. Contrary to popular belief, HIPAA does not protect your private health information from being shared with police if you are suspected of doing something that could be considered a crime. If you believe you need to seek urgent medical care, do not hesitate to go. Say “I think I’m having a miscarriage” and provide your symptoms. Do not mention any use of or purchase of abortion pills. There is no widely available test to detect misoprostol in your bloodstream. If you do not disclose it, there is no way for a medical provider to tell the difference between a medication abortion and a spontaneous miscarriage.
- Do not talk to the cops. Period. Do. Not. Talk. To. The. Cops. If you are questioned by police you should state, “I am exercising my right to remain silent, and I wish to speak with an attorney.” Do not speak again or nod in response to a question. Contact the Repro Legal Helpline as soon as possible for expert legal advice: 1-844-868-2812. Do not agree to questioning or speak to any law enforcement official without a lawyer present.
At this point im sick of younger people in the furry community trying to completely sanitize it. The furry community was built on a foundation set by gender nonconforming lgbt+ adults. You’re doing the exact same thing people are trying to do with pride. You can’t muscle your way in and rewrite everything that was set before you, if you don’t like the sexual aspect of the community maybe it isn’t the right fit for you.
Size comparisons of the US and other places
^US to Australia
^US to Europe
^(Texas to Europe)
^US to Africa
^US to China
^US to Russia
^US to Brazil
^US and a bunch of others to South America
^US to India
^US to UK
^US to Vietnam
if your brain ever tells you “we will just fold this laundry later!”
this is the devil speaking
fold the laundry. it will take maybe 15 minutes. as opposed to the multiple days that re-washing and folding will take you once the laundry has piled up over and over for months. fold the laundry.
The way that some of y'all talk about queer people that you think are weirder than you is fucking disgusting honestly
"We need to get these freaks and degenerates out of our community so that we can more effectively appeal to the moral sesibilities of people who hate us" I am going to beat you to death with a hammer
I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle
i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic
my dad is the funniest person in the world to make small talk with. we passed a taco bell and he was like “what’s your favorite thing to get there” and i said “the crunchwrap supreme” and he said “tell me about it” and i described it to him and he said “that sounds delicious. what’s your second favorite thing at taco bell”
whenever i think about playing stardew valley i realize i don't really want to play stardew valley, what i WANT to play is harvest moon another wonderful life lesbian edition but that doesn't exist
ahem
I WIN
i want you guys to GUESS what this anon says. because seeing this notification itself could not have prepared me for the full thing
all wonderful guesses!
but alas, no, it was:
mixed reactions on this one
people on tumblr love adding "this is the funniest comment ive ever read" "every part of this image hits like a truck" "okay but can we talk about (lists all the things that make a joke funny)" in the comments. why dont you keep your voice down and let the posts wash over you in blissful silence
gnome
what was that. did you guys see that
wtf
image desc: a note from tumblr user @/whimbo saying “imagine telling them the queen is dead”