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pls laugh

@jvker / jvker.tumblr.com

hello im ashley, xix. born in malaysia currently in melbourne. prev. onlinejoker.
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My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA.

me: *is anxious about not having a job*

me: *is anxious about having a job*

me: cool

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[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]

don’t feel sad because even the darkest hours has sixty minutes.

Legend has it, that if you open a bag of potato chips from the bottom side, you still get more air than chips

does your fart smell like garlic after eating it?