While in missionary position, men are actually twerking.
As inflation increases, the metal from coins will be worth more than the coins themselves.
Hipster Coffee shops actually sell sofa space which you rent by buying coffee.
In a universe where sentient trains are real (like Thomas The Tank Engine) they’d most likely get depressed due to being limited where they can go
The point of golf is to play less golf
Once you become a dad every joke you tell is a dad joke.
Every living organism is 100% recycled material.
A ton of insects have seen us naked.
The arm of a chair is a chair for an arm.
In the age of the Internet the Bermuda Triangle has fallen out of the limelight.
The only people that tell you to respect your elders are people that are older than you.
Trumps burial site is probably gonna need some good security
We get muscle by eating the muscles of other animals
The more ants, the smarter they are. The more humans, the dumber they are.
Any person who skydives without a parachute will technically fly for the rest of their life.
Ain’t nothin wrong with taking a few gulps in the shower. Stay hydrated peeps.
From a certain perspective, we are made of 100% food.
Every orifice on a donkey is an asshole
No matter how used it is, a razor will always remain razor sharp
A dollar saved is actually worth more than a dollar earned as you’re not paying taxes