Hey Mario? Can You Pass Me A Can of Monster Energy?

Thanks Mario!

*takes a swim in here* yeowch! Yeowch! Yeowch! Yeeeeowch!!!

Cherry Ice Cream

The most monumental even in human history was the reddit VS 4chan battle in Tribes Ascend where 4chan pulled it back in the final 10 seconds and you just hear GO GO GO GO GO GO as fucking Galo Sengen starts playing in the bg and then 4chan wins

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urfADUE22zA

I don’t even understand the inside jokes on this but please just watch the first few and the final few minutes they’re unreal

SHAZBOWL

This image told me to kill myself over shipping

isnt this that highschool murder game the fingers in his ass guy is from?

This post is a fucking two hit combo

We had empires run by emperors and kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries.

RUN BY

CUNTS

This is still so fucking funny on Riverdale wiki. Like why have a list of one

never seen an episode of riverdale in my life but im sitting here in complete agony over the phrase “sold jingle jangle to the ghoulies” i literally have no idea what this show could possibly be about at this point

i thought this was from the fallout new vegas wiki

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

I think I did it wrong

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

everyone stop what you’re doing and look at this baby pelican

his power grows

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

Worth a try lol

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

Okii then!

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

Mood

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

I need this

do it

I’m at an all time low I need this

ok sure

Lete see what happens… Hope it works.*fingers crossed*😅

Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry™️ Series

Still upset about Atlus removing Raidoh from Asia version but preordered the game for Dante with voice🤤

Gudako, praying by her bedside as Roman watches from the doorway: It’s me again. I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won’t run away. Maybe send me an angel! The nicest angel you have.

Edmond Dantes, mid-summoning: KUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this dynamic is trash and i love it

Starscream: “You can’t keep me in here Megatron!”

Starscream: “[Screams like 3 year old]”

WAS THIS A SHREK MANGA?

This is the edgy Komaeda of good luck. Reblog and he will bless your rolls

My Edmond Dantes catalyst is ready, May those who RT this succeed in getting him!

must. reblog.