she calls me richard scarry the way i'm putting my lowly worm in her apple car
Lost a 17 hour game of Knights of Easthollow didn’t you
unexpected pregnancy fanfic but the person just gets an abortion and it ends
Zootopia
“how long have we been mutuals” I don’t know. forever. three minutes. since before the world began.
these quotes from books people on booktok are posting as examples of like peak literature are soooo embarrassing please like i'm reading that exact shit on episode and it's STILL written better
"she was a doctor...he was a mafia boss...she heals people...he destroys them..." you CANNOT be that excited over this in your 20s
SCREAMING
when Walter white said "smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating does not constitute plans in my book" he was wrong. this is the moment he really became Heisenberg. if you ask me
Glad we're all in a agreement
My personal favorite though ^
NANDOR THE RELENTLESS IN EVERY WWDITS EPISODE SEASON 1, EPISODE 1: PILOT
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) dir. Peter Jackson
I wish girls everywhere were happy and loved all the time, thank you